Cody Brennan

I think if I could change one thing about Facebook it would be a massive deletion and a restart of "Pages" nd how they work.

My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.

Time to not touch any of my horror movies for 300 days. #HappyNov1

Hey Milwaukee... your bullpen sucks.

I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Labubu

Hey WWE/ESPN... you think you guys would spot-check your stream and fix the lag/audio skipping before you air your big Wrestlepalooza show.... 🙄🙄🙄

I bit my finger eating a French fry. 😭😭😭

This is 100% a turning point for us as a country. 😬

That's 1.
#GoPackGo🧀

The idea of subscribing to a couple hundred dollars worth of streaming services to watch baseball, football, pro wrestling... makes me violently ill.

You guys remember when we could just turn the TV on and just... WATCH sports?

Hulu ad: "Don't miss the exciting new series from FX getting rave reviews... Alien: Earth. Streaming now on Hulu!"

*Me who was watching the ad in between the latest episode of Alien: Earth: 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Sweeeeeeeeet Carooooliiiiine
BAH BAH BAH

*words no one knows*

Oh SWEEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINE
BAH BAH BAH

The last THREE Monday Night Raws have ended with the exact same sequence of events.

Just get me to Clash in Paris to get something fresh again.....

This is a depressing end to #Edge's career. His match tonight was a complete farce. #AEW is a joke.

I accidentally shared my screen at work with a tab up that showed I was reading about Tim Allen's 2006 smash "The Shaggy Dog" and now I feel personally ashamed 🤣

"WARNING: Listening to music at high volumes can result in hearing loss."

I CAN'T HEAR YOU
*cranks*

That may be the first time I've ever heard a sitting US President say "fuck" in any capacity 🤣

The cost of living in this country is sincerely demoralizing.

"Jeepers Creepers" still freaks me the f*ck out.
Masterpiece.

If the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed exactly as the books were written... they'd be classified as musicals.

First time reading the books. So many breaks for random songs! Lol

I will say this; CM Punk's AEW Debut in summer of '21, that pop, AEW selling out the United Center... THAT was when I looked at them like "Wow... WWE has real competition now."

Alas.

I'm "just watched the opening to TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze and now I want overly cheesy pizza" hungry

I've sent a resume out to some gaming websites, blogs, and crearive communities to start my writing career. Hoping for good things!

*Hi Cody, your mortgage payment withdraws today*

"YEAH THANKS FOR THE REMINDER"

(I set the reminders)

Archer never gets old. I'm always looking for new shows to watch... but old faithfuls never fail to disappoint either.

Starting #TheLastOfUs season 2 on Max.
Still haven't played the games... but I did enjoy the first season and it's yo-yo, roller coaster quality.

Listening to the audiobook of Andy Serkis reading "The Hobbit" and maaan dude deserves an award for it if he hasn't got one.

Listening to him do Chapter 5 is wearing ME out ❤️😎🤩👌

"Rarely are the insides of two toasters the same, toasters are unique. Like snowflakes."

Logan Paul has serious "go away" heat right now #WWERaw

It only took me 3 years to realize my Bose Bluetooth headphones have a pause/play button 🙄🤣

"Trying to show people how talented and smart you are is the perfect way to make an ass of yourself."