A lot of you are posting about the Oscars and I’m not sure you know about this USA-DR baseball game
Suddenly wistful at having been denied a lifetime of making (Y)Ouranos jokes
CRACKING #sixnations #irevsco
No, mom, I do not know how that the fender on your car got dented. Why do you ask?
If only the question of whether he would treat LGBTQ litigants fairly had come up at his confirmation hearing.
This is, like, a thing that happens if you play Risk
I’m deducting half a point for correct use of the subjunctive mood but it’s still great.
Doomsday Scenario is always worth reading but this morning’s is particularly stark: what are we doing here and why is it being covered like any other foreign policy “adventure” of the last century?
“This is a big deal,” I say, slowly flapping my arms while hoping people understand what a big deal it is.
Putting the law of averages to work
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
RIP, Mr. October
“Grok search this list for names that aren’t American”
Yew can do it!
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
I’m a simple country lawyer but it seems to me that even if you say you’re not invoking the defense, once you testify that counsel’s advice was part of your decision making process, you’re in the soup
Abbondanza!
Noem’s major miscalculation here was thinking “I can get in on the sweet grift and it’ll never be used against me because everyone’s doing it.” A misunderstanding of Trump Rules but not dumb.
Lastly, they are for the soul of your nation and your cause. Limits on war preserve humanity. Mercy transcends violence. After the fighting, there has to be something more. Rules of engagement and the laws of armed conflict protect you; abandoning them is dire.
Is the husband still there??!?
Umm, what island is he talking about? The Falklands?
So much for “ambition must be made to counteract ambition,” eh?
Yeah, note that he wasn’t upset about her calling Good and Pretti domestic terrorists, he seemed mostly upset about her blaming Miller and Trump for that.
In fairness, he thinks the Gulf Wars were college football games involving Alabama and Florida
Man, how bad is whatever it is that they’re trying to prevent?
If I were a stylist, the first thing I’d do is style myself as anything other than “Law Roach”
Whole first sentence rips tbh
A good rule of thumb for pundits would be that if you feel the need to preface something with “suspend your disbelief here,” you could instead just not say that thing.
Me: I’m so tired of every minor presidential misstep getting dubbed [something-]gate
*monkey’s paw curls*
Trump: I’m gonna do 3 Watergate-level scandals a week so that “Watergate” loses all salience as a benchmark
Detectives will do what they always do, turn this into a… cold case
