Rob Grant

Just as a reminder, Bondi’s origin story in Trump world is that she said she was going to investigate Trump University, Trump sent her a $25K check and the investigation disappeared. She later became Trump’s personal defense lawyer. So yeah, don’t challenge her integrity.

Lovely!

And, oddly, the converse is also true: Mike Johnson’s sole redeeming characteristic is that he’s like, “lol Marge is an idiot, why would we tell her our health care plan?”

Very nice. Chain hotel or a small one?

I mean I do admire the symmetry of Trump inheriting a bunch of money from his father and then his son making him money in crypto, and in between is just him losing $$$ on casinos & steaks. Real sandwich generation failson stuff.

If the computer attains sentience, you are not allowed to unplug it, it’s one of those Asimov thingies

I am relieved not to know who either of those people are.

Did a AI write this

Filet for only $45? Newt would never.

Both, obviously

I’ve been looking around for the most credulous mid-campaign piece about Trump’s obviously fatuous Project 2025 disavowal, and I think it might be this one from Politico. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

“devoted to smaller government” made me have a mini-stroke

The appropriations bill is proceeding in “regular order” so it is subject to filibuster, but the GOP could nuke the filibuster. They just don’t want to.

Where is my “No Fat CiCs” t-shirt?

This is Thiessen erasure

What the hell?

Just didn’t remember ever being asked “are you English” on the US Census.

Right, agree with all that.

This didn’t sound right to me so I checked: the question asks the respondent to identify race and origins, and one of the options is “White: Print, for example, German, Irish, English, Italian, Lebanese, Egyptian, etc.” www2.census.gov/programs-sur...

Look, the people of Deadwood should have a say in picking the mayor of Deadwood

Hot take: jury duty is Actually cool

Doing car shows the right way.

They don't want Dem votes because they need them to keep going on a tyrannical crime spree. It's because they're useful to pretend it's all normal and legal, that it's something other than a tyrannical crime spree. They want the appearance of legitimacy. Nothing is worth giving that to them.

Good Charlotte appearance really pandering to the Maryland crowd

Through tears: “I actually wrote a really good post!” Just amazing content. 10 stars, can’t wait to subscribe to her Substack.

Experts like a middle school math student, even

In fairness, though, you should probably not dress your child all in black and smoke Gauloises like the French do, for road safety and other reasons.

Also fatherhood

A guy holding a weather map which he has doctored with a Sharpie in an attempt to make it seem like he knows what he’s talking about.