Anthony

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

They just put a coffee gas pump in my mouth and fill the tank

Big grey and white dog making the squinty eye tongue out emoji face in front of bearded guy wearing red hoodie

This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup

Pull the fuse, candlelight only until they figure it out

It put its out of office on

Me doin my I’m a lil teapot pose in lockers next to the scale that can’t tell me nothin

Scales broken so that’s a win for today

Bro I’m like 75 years old

Oh no that’s what I have to look forward to?!

The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…

They would be sponsored by cheese curds

*our

Co Branded add for the NY Jets X Parmigiano Reggiano featuring a gloved hand picking up 1/4 hunk of Parmesan round

Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese

A man who makes poor decisions w open bar trying to stay vertical in the gym

Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover

Not everything needs to be discovered

Tbh even if he didn’t his % would be the same

My favorite part of this graph is the dark blue for Adams… that is not present but still in the key

"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"

No that’s attached too

You all love a theme month

You right… underneath is way worse

Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever

Do you think Lesley Ann warren is on here

From terrible 2s to terrorist 3s

Giant face of grey and white birthday dog showing off his teefs

Happy birthday to this monster

Hello queen

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

I don’t know about all that but deer be f*cking

Anything is a sport if you competitive enough

Have you checked the dvd section?

can confirm