here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too:
life is amazing
when you stop caring about
who sees your penis
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here is a haiku for your horny scrolling, and it's great life advice too:
life is amazing
when you stop caring about
who sees your penis
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15.02.2026 14:22 β π 265 π 25 π¬ 4 π 0you should spend Valentine's Day with your soulmate, your most loyal companion, the one you love most. it's the perfect day to edge my penis, to think about our profound love for each other, and to savor his piss and cum gifts. I hope you have a beautiful day with your penis too!
14.02.2026 14:02 β π 83 π 7 π¬ 2 π 1Happy Valentine's Day to all you beautiful people! β€οΈ
Remember that the most important kind of love is #selflove. So regardless of whether you're single or in a relationship, please, make sure you love yourself and #masturbate today.
Of course I'm celebrating by #masturbating!
#HappyValentinesDay
Friday lunchtime means it's time for a #fatcockfriday pic #fcf
13.02.2026 12:02 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Morning π
Happy Friday π
Pink π©· briefs today
Morning π
Blue briefs from Lure today
I'm not a sultry porn star. I don't post on pay sites. I try to stay in shape to attract new followers but I also enjoy getting pizza and beer with friends. ultimately I'm just a horny goofball who shows off his penis and spreads the good word about penis love. that's it ππ
11.02.2026 22:57 β π 124 π 14 π¬ 7 π 0Morning π
Tuesday's underwear, navy blue Hom boxers π«π·
Morning π
Is it Monday already..
Starting the week off in white briefs from Lure
I feel like Twitter/X is being populated more and more with bots. I hope they enjoy bating (boting?) to all my posts. π
08.02.2026 00:06 β π 103 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0for me, it feels so liberating that anyone can see him. he gets hidden away under clothes for most of the day, but he still gets time in the spotlight. it boosts his confidence and mine too, and I feel even more proud of him and in love with him. I love showing off my penis π
07.02.2026 16:00 β π 86 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Grabbys nominated!!
If you guys enjoy my content Iβd be super grateful if you would vote for me.
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Morning π and happy Friday.
Orange briefs from Blanc today
Morning π
It's Tanga Briefs Thursday
I've got my reservations for #DoreAlley in San Francisco this July! who will my cock be seeing there?
04.02.2026 21:40 β π 140 π 15 π¬ 6 π 0Morning π
Green briefs from Lure for Tuesday
Morning π
I'm starting the new week in blue π
It's Friday lunchtime and time for a #fatcockfriday post #fcf
30.01.2026 12:31 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Morning π
Happy Friday. Went for basic white briefs today. And there may well be a bonus fcf pic later π
Morning π
Back to work today βΉοΈ but it pays for the next holiday.
Grey Lonsdale boxers this morning
I hate it when I get to a hotel and I realize I forgot to pack any clothes π£
27.01.2026 22:52 β π 111 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0A cheeky shot from the winter weather. π It'll take more than a little ice and snow to get this pup to put clothes on!
#clothesfree #saynotoclothes #nudist #naturist #livenaked #alwaysnaked #nudelifestyle #nakedandproud #freethepenis #outdoornudity #nakedoutdoors #ass #cheeks #NormalizeNudity
Bonjour from France π«π·
Heading home today and wearing grey Boss boxers
Bonjour from France π«π·
And of course it has to be red boxers today
Bonjour from France π«π·
At last we have some sunshine here today. White boxers from Lure today
I know he's always on my side. he's the most steadfast partner I'll ever have. he's between my legs every morning when I wake up, and I'm always struggling to love him as much as he loves me. he's the perfect penis for me, and I'm so lucky to be in love with him.
23.01.2026 21:08 β π 120 π 11 π¬ 2 π 0Bonjour from France.
Blue boxers today, can you guess what tomorrow will be (clue π«π·)
Bonjour π
I'm on the train to Paris this morning and wearing Hom boxers π«π·
ZweihΓ€nder
21.01.2026 10:03 β π 571 π 90 π¬ 10 π 3