@fernando3eb.bsky.social
Plant fiend, nature lover 😈, horror fanatic, sociopathy-friendly, sloth 🦥 |📍San Diego, CA
Need help taking the pics? 😘😈
19.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning world! Time to caffeinate!
19.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got the crazy part covered... Oh wait, you meant on your ass... You got it! 🫡
19.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well, I was gonna spill some on your balls so I could lick it off them but, if you insist, I guess I'll just have to gobble it all up directly from the source hehe 😈
19.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hot damn! I need to get my tongue in that honey pot ASAP!!! 🤤
19.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hello nurse! Damn you look good my friend. Wish I could help you out with that bone. Looks good enough to eat! 🤤
18.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thankfully I have an unhealthy attachment to work so it's all good hahaha
18.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you sir! You are very cute yourself. And seriously hot too! 🥵
18.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turned on. Definitely turned on because, if one of you is super hot, two of you would be a forest fire!!! 🤤🥵
18.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Been working since 3:30am and it's now 7pm and I'm still in the office. Even this thick monster isn't able to keep me up anymore 😅😴
18.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I got over the flu not even a month ago and I feel like I'm getting sick again!!!
I thought a nice, hot bath was a good idea... Right? (I'm messing up aren't I? Lol)
My good lord, what are you doing to that bear?
Can I be next??? 😈🥵😈
It's the middle of winter in SD... I think.
But it's 80°, sunny enough to tan your nethers at Blacks beach... Must go ASAP cuz the nethers are barely a medium- shade brown now as opposed to their usual deep-dark-mocha... & my apples are apple-blossoming!!! 🤩🤩🤩
My vibe for 2026 😈
09.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Advice I would give my younger self is: Get on Lexapro sooner!
Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner
02.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 82 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
03.09.2025 08:51 — 👍 31545 🔁 6499 💬 393 📌 217
So I'm driving up the freeway, minding my own, having a shit morning, as per tradition, when Dust in the Wind comes on the radio...
My butthole puckered immediately, my blood pressure went up, and I started looking for the signs.
Thank you Final Destination for ruining an entire generation!!! 😂
She'll be coming down the mountains to Palm Springs!
Ok, it's Palm Desert, but it's close enough 😉
Cooling off the lemon drizzle... Looks like crap, tastes like... Well, lemon lol
12.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks sexy, you're very cute yourself 😘
12.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Being UP early on a weekend is not always a bad thing 😈
09.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Heart shaped tray of tacos with red roses in the center
Oh you noticed 😅 I have been eating more tacos this summer
30.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I can buy myself flowers... But I rather grow them 😎
28.06.2025 03:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And back to work... Did I drink all 3? Yes.
Are my kidneys ok?... Meh 🤷🏽♂️
Palm Spring beckoned, we answered
28.06.2025 03:04 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can a bitch cook or can a bitch cook!!!
28.06.2025 03:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do lunch when you can garden instead.
30.04.2025 17:15 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, apparently, we're not meant to be happy all the time... It's mid-morning, on a Sunday, tons of chores to do, and my coffee is not doing its job... SUCCESS! 🤬 😂
23.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
