Nick Mattar

Today in Obscure NBA Nicknames, I present Bobby Simmons, aka “Chinese Food”

You know a guy’s got a bag when he’s called “The Man With a Thousand Moves” #RogerBrown

Been awhile since last posting here but I’m back now that I’m spending a lot of time sitting down scrolling the internet.

Gotta love those non-contact sports injuries 🩼

Yo @chappellskickback.bsky.social I think Jordan accidentally revealed that she is the DONDI banker…

Malik Beasley now leads the NBA in 3-pointers made after he hit six last night, including two clutch shots in the final two minutes.

Best Pistons free agent signing since… Antonio McDyess?

Apparently kids these days aren’t threatened with coal for Christmas if they’re on the naughty list. My 6-year-old had never heard of it. Why did we cancel coal?

This is my first time seeing the word “bothsidesism” lol

Top winner of the new era. Top 10 all time. I group my top 10 based on how they did it.

Domination:
Boston Rob
Kim Spradlin
Tom Westman
Earl Cole
Parvati Shallow

Innovation:
Richard Hatch
Tony Vlachos (WAW)
Sandra Diaz-Twine (HVV)

Incredible comebacks:
Mike Holloway
Rachel LaMont

Just prepare for DONDIIIIIII

@pooyaism.bsky.social since I can’t find Liana on BlueSky you’ll have to relay the message. But I hope she’s happy that our #Survivor47 winner shares a birthday with the two of us. March 8 stand up!

Almost completely agree, I’d just swap 44 and 45. #Survivor47

You guys need to do RHAPDONDI

Holy shit just realized not only is @rachelalamont.bsky.social from Michigan but she also has the same birthday as me! Whoaaaa

Hey @classicallygia.bsky.social I think Rachel just overtook our guy Earl as my favorite Survivor winner of all time. It’s close but I gotta go with my hometown girl here.

How the hell did you find that gif?

Favorite players of the #Survivor new era after #Survivor47:

1. Rachel
2. Shan
3. Yam Yam
4. Q
5. Cody
6. Kaleb
7. Genevieve
8. Maryanne
9. Erika
10. Caroline

Ngl I’m not super thrilled about this because she’s the first winner from my hometown lol

YES YES YES DETROIT MICHIGAN STAND UP! #Survivor #Survivor47

@rachelalamont.bsky.social just played one of the best Survivor games I’ve ever seen! Far and away my personal favorite winner…

Am I the only one who thinks Rachel is attractive?

This is the most I have wanted someone to win Survivor since I was a kid. I really hope they don’t pull the rug out from under us!

When/why did “cocoon” universally change to “chrysalis” for caterpillars?

Sounds like an unnecessary corporate rebrand where a classic business becomes some fancy-spelled word that has no meaning.

Based on all the #Survivor content I consumed this week, I have NO CLUE who wins!

I think Rachel and Sam have a 50% chance of winning the game; I firmly believe it’ll be the two of them making fire but no clue who wins that.

I agree that it’s bad for the game but I would also argue Beasley is much more than a catch and shoot guy. He moves well without the ball, is a decent defender, and is a great locker room guy which the Pistons badly needed. Definitely not trash.

Malik Beasley is currently on pace to make 302 3-pointers for the #Pistons this season, which would be the most ever in a single season by a player not named Steph Curry or James Harden. @detpistons.bsky.social

The eye-opening thing I heard tonight was that Rachel is apparently the best at making fire? Did I hear that right? Idk who said it but it was early in the episode…

Rachel vs Teeny! Rachel had the Carson fire glasses shot and Teeny’s bag caught fire. So based on those editing choices I’ll say it’s them two. Sam wins immunity (looks like it’s one he would be good at) and takes Sue bc he knows she won’t win.

That was the most intense episode of Survivor I’ve seen in a LONG time mainly because my hometown girl Rachel has been on a tear! By far the hardest I’ve cheered for a single player in this game. #Survivor47

Is an elbow jumper considered a bad shot? As one who lived at the elbow back in my day, I can tell you that’s not a poor quality shot…

Of course, the creepiest picture of all will always be the Grinch stealing the Roast Beast. My kid couldn’t sleep for weeks!

Oh and the Whos all get together to sing on Christmas conjuring thoughts of that scene at the end of Us