Sara

Seventh and final stop for gas: middle of nowhere tourist trap, NM. 2296.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $3.04. 😬 31.72 mpg.

Perhaps it's not the best idea to listen to Sunrise on the Reaping while driving. 😭

Sixth stop for gas: childress, TX. 1969.4 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.52. 32.87 mpg.

Fifth stop for gas: van, TX. 1645.5 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 30.55 mpg.

Fourth stop for gas: port barre, LA. 1333.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.56. 34.02 mpg.

Here I am, surrounded by the most knowledgeable nerds I've ever known, and I want to make a reference that I think might be *too* niche.

Third stop for gas: bunkie, LA. 1010.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 32.11 mpg.
Pulled up to the pump next to a group of Bandidos and cleaned my windshield with a squeegee taller than I am.

Second stop for gas: Terrell, TX. 686.6 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.85. 33.99mpg.

It's a good thing it's 5am, because I feel the siren call of meow wolf deep in my soul.

Yes'm!

Ahh, nothing smells like an allsups.

First stop for gas: Clarendon, TX. 342.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 34.79 mpg.

Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-1-0
Lots of questions about stuff we talked about earlier in the day.

Hi Linus!

I am having an absolute mental breakdown over Sue Storm's beachy waves in the new fantastic four trailer. Help me, @frockflicks.bsky.social , you're my only hope.

Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-0-0
Restarting the count after a too long break, and a glorious victory for me!

To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, who would have thought the old woman would have so much blood in her?

The thumbtack of my imagination is being pulled out of the wall - my nephew, in his sleep

They're finally snuggling together in the squishmallows bed!

I found turkey bologna and I'm so happy that I'm literally weeping at the grocery store.

"nobody wants to work anymore" says the little old lady in the line at the Joann fabrics that has had only three employees on duty at a time for the last several years like it's the potential employees' fault that the failing corporations won't hire them

a man with curly hair making a surprised face ALT: a man with curly hair making a surprised face

Decided to go to Chili's for lunch because fajitas sound good. Ordered the fajita trio and the dip trio from a server named Trinity at 3:00.

Ooh, past me did present me a*solid* when she bought this chocolate milk.

A glorious creature indeed

Time to drown my sorrows in a giant cherry coke.

Fell asleep on the beanbag and dreamt of meeting Taylor Tomlinson and laughing at Elon Musk.