Maddie

[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now

maybe i am going insane

New York!

Studio Sale!

I’m packing up my studio and moving across the country, which means all art is on sale 🥳🥳🥳 It’s the perfect time to get a holiday gift for yourself or someone else (and help me clear out my pile of work!)

whatmaddness.com/shop

A blue and a white balloon at the entrance of a storm drain

Should I go in

If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large

My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.

Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes

good morning to @ceej.online only

W dad!!!

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✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO

Oh

Stay tuned to this space. Updates in May.

My dental hygienist has a son who gets *really* into things and I look forward to hearing her tell me about it every 6 months. The obsession earlier this year was 9/11. Before that, the Titanic. This time? Hunting for and washing golf balls. Equally as excited to find them as he is to wash them.

We’ve made adding things to your calendar easy! Download this file. You can’t import it to your calendar, but you can see what it would look like if you could. From there, you can open it in every app except the calendar. (I pause to give a soft, easy chuckle.) Anyway, it really is so, so simple!

Thank you!

Thank you 🥲 this took an embarrassingly long time and my circle isn’t even circle!!!

Embroidery of a dashing, belt-wearing rabbit beheading a dude w a sword.

I like the Smithfield Decretals rabbit illustrations of them goin ham on some humans so I embroidered my fav.

My goal is to do 1 a day, which is taking roughly 60-90 mins (between watching tutorials (lol), cutting, pinning, sewing, ironing, seam ripping my mistakes, taking deep breaths, re-pinning, re-sewing, and ironing some more.) I’m genuinely surprised how long it takes (and I’m doing easy blocks)

Rolls right off the tongue

Quit block made up of four squares, each square is made up of two triangles.

Block 4 - Half Square Triangle Four Patch

This is going in the “nicest compliment I’ve ever received” memory bank 🥲

A square quilt block with yellow rectangles framing blue rectangles framing a yellow circle

Block 3 - Picture Window

take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

🤞

Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.

(had to take my toes out of the first pic)

I’m so glad you get my vision

i redid the post 😞

And i may redo it again !!