Maddie

Carry on my way weird son

lol truly

The sound that escaped my mouth was as haunting as the dress

I did not mean to make my own hell!!!

Forgot the English language briefly. Saw the *inside* of my nervous system.

This morning I hung one of my dresses in the bedroom window of this bright ass Airbnb I’m staying in to serve as a makeshift curtain and

died a million deaths going to bed many hours later, met with a backlit silhouette of a floating dress

Happy early bday!!

Thank you Jo!!

Tony :,) thank you my thoughtful, wonderful friend!

happiest of birthdays to the exceptionally lovely and truly brilliant @madrigal.bsky.social; go do yourself a favor and FOLLOW HER NOW and buy some art at whatmaddness.com DO IT SUPPORT WOMEN SUPPORT ARTISTS SUPPORT UNSTOPPABLE FORCES LIKE MADDIE I HAVE SPOKEN

Rally round the family
Pockets fulla Tums

Duvet covers were invented by Big Bedding to get you into a personal-grievance situation with a blanket

do it, I’m pretty sure the experience shortens your life

On da train choo choo

Train posting

the best gift

Thank you!

My family’s favorite thing to do is call me and ask me how it feels to be [insert Incorrect age here] and I have to say “hey that’s not my age” and we go back and forth until it turns into an actual fight

taking a few hits off the old birthday candle today

Hell yeah 💪

:,) thank you, Nick!!

My favorite painter is @madrigal.bsky.social. I bought one of her pieces and it’s displayed in my kitchen.

You should go to her website and shop for yourself. whatmaddness.com

keyboard that makes sounds like a crackling fire when you press on the keys

Hey bud I'm just in town by your place. mind if I pop in for a quick cry?

Doing the cool-guy reverse-nod to a bird

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

A post on Facebook marketplace of some Hey Dudes that reads, “Brand new. Bought the wrong size”

New Hemingway just dropped

Big foot dragging their carryon

me going to new york

hahah I’m so glad you think so because *i* think so, but I can’t make eye contact with anyone bc I’ll lose it

Standing in a long line at the airport, doing the Bigfoot Walk everytime I get to go a single step forward— texting while I wait to Do It Again

A green watering can with its spout blocked by something beige.

It’s blocked by a frog! A frog’s face is glaring at me from inside the green watering can.

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back.

Computer…enhance.

#garden #gardening #oopsfrog