Maddie

Friday night! Time to stay up practicing my hypotheticals

So freaking cute!!!!!!

e a s y.

For real!!! 🎉

Oh wow lol that kinda sucks to get immediately saddled with that task, but it sounds like she got some cool stuff?

I’m going to leave my phone and my email logins with him too. Take it all.

Enjoy my fart chair bröther

Officially under contract on my condo and the buyer is asking if he can pay extra for me to leave it fully furnished. This is, truly, a dream come true.

photo of Emma Stone from ELLE w/ the words “Emma Stone Says She Hasn’t Used a Computer in 10 Years”

gotta respect it

NO!!! No!! no No no No no!!

lmao

Clementine the corgi vs Steve the Roomba

place your bets

The Real Housewives of the NANOG dist list

A shirt design that says "you may go to hell, i will go to geocities.com/coolhorsepics" there are multiple computer windows open with various drawings of horses on them, with captions saying "there is no suffering here. All free. All beautiful. Running through the open fields." At the bottom it says "a world without pain, a world of horse."

i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
roryblank.bigcartel.com

heh usually! It’s too big to fit on any of my easels 😩

Thank you!

god yeah

just flipped to “terrific” and it was actually pic of you!!’ Which is crazy bc you were also beside “super” and “sweet”

I’m such a die hard Genndy Tartakovsky fan, but the unyielding grief and sorrow of Primal is almost too much to bear at the moment!!!!

🐴

A more finished (albeit dark) shot of the green horse painting

Where I’m leaving him for the night. 🥕

Hahaha 🕳️

This year is all about red (fire horse), but I wanted to use a balancing color— so I decided to go with its complement 🍀. Emerald green was an auspicious color for ‘25 so this is sort of a bridge!

Sure

A room shot of a big oil painting. The painting is of a green horse fancy trotting away from the viewer. Lots unfinished.

A little (er, big) work in progress to ring in the year of the horse. I’m going to be horse girling it up SO bad this year

Birthday corgi with a birthday crown celebrating her 4th birthday. She got a new rabbit toy, which is laid out beside her — absolutely soaking wet

borthday

That’s what the worker kept trying to explain, but the woman was SO insistent that the worker was questioning her own sanity. Like. Huh. Maybe it’s a program I don’t know about? She had us ALL unsure of reality lol

Yeah I was thinking that or someone wrote a Facebook post of lies making the rounds

Anyway, she was so exasperated at everything that I was starting to feel like maybe I didn’t know anything. I left before it all resolved, but… the post office doesn’t just ship calendars for free to rural Nebraska, right???

Then she wants to just go to a different post office because this one doesn’t ship spiral bound calendars for free, like they all should (?)

So she asks where the next closest post office is, but has a third meltdown about not having time to drive 8 mins away. (Which is close?? Right?)