vert ⚡️🪶 open to work

also the zine cover is a collaboration between three(!!) different people and it looks incredibly sick. i cannot wait for everyone to see it.

A close-up of Figaro the tuxedo cat through the mesh of a cat carrier. He looks disgruntled but has a bright pink nose because he is happy to be going home.

it’s a great time to hire me because my son had an expensive emergency trip after a sudden neurological episode this morning 🫩

book editing/formatting: subvertebraledits.carrd.co
portfolio: subvertebra.neocities.org/credits
vgen: vgen.co/subvertebra
tip jar: ko-fi.com/subvertebra

i wish he would stop chewing cords though

this is what i was drawing goo for, y'all. it's gonna be awesome

roo and i are hashing out formatting details tomorrow and then it's to the final stage of production: me getting my paws all over everything!

please look forward to contributions from TWENTY-FOUR of the coolest creatives this side of your circadian rhythm 😴

We're so close to the release of NOCTURNALIS, a free R18 zine centered on sleep, dreams, nightmares, and everything in between.

The perfect zine to keep you company while you hold sleep at bay to outrun the old year and ring in the new~

for all the figaro fans: thus far, he is very normal-style today

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

it's true... it's been several years and i still think about her, full of confusion and awe

THE LONG CURLY HAIR IS THE MAIN TIP-OFF 😭😭😭 the rest of my coworkers there were with it but she was just Not getting it

I've opened up animated emote commissions on my ko-fi! I've never done commissions before so I'm doing a few slots to test the waters (and maybe have some extra spending money for my bday :3 )

ko-fi.com/astralraine/...

not at all untrue, but in the context of this specific workplace she was a statistical outlier (~30 other people, also mostly cishet, who were blessed with critical thinking skills) it was Definitely a shock to the system.

always……

every time i remember my coworker who asked if i had a girlfriend, i grow a little more shocked. what do you mean. How do i look gayer in scrubs

to be very clear, this coworker was a straight woman who appeared to have forgotten there was another option, which meant i was doing my social job wrong.

actually to this point i cannot leave put that i didn’t have company scrubs because they didn’t fit me and the ones i did wear were Obviously Fitted.

keep popping those buttons off it’s good for the ecosystem.

can you kiss him for me

this is like when my coworker asked if i had a girlfriend and i immediately started trying to devise ways to look gayer at work. in scrubs. hard task but someone’s gotta do it. this is to say i support him

thank you 😴

oh that’s hilarious. goodnight quordle goodnight octordle time to descend into hell

much to do but i cannot stress enough how exhausted i still am so it might just be another required day off.

there was no point in me pulling up the quordle so it was time to harass him while we had nothing to do but wait for news on sonion.

whenever i do shit to jesse that he would normally do to me, he looks at me with such bafflement

A frog on a large pillow. Text reads: 'I want to disappear into a large pillow'

The frog disappears into the large pillow.

Just a picture of the large pillow: 'the insides of the large pillow are warm and soft. You may leave whenever you like but why would you'

IG froggies

when i like your vent posts i need you to picture me nodding my head and muttering “you’re right, you don’t deserve that”

😭😭😭 SPRITZ SPRITZ. he still fucking smells like it but it’s slowly fading

DONT EAT MY BABY…

i feel i should clarify i mean “someone’s extremely strong perfume rubbed off on him and is now perneating his fur”

this is like. ungodly amounts of perfume smell. who was wearing perfume at the soup store

he’s killing his father