Depreshed Mode

If I wanted to tangle with Nazi’s
Mike, I’d go to the Nazi Site. It’s not that hard.

I went to the protest today with my Brazilian friend.
he came here hating this country and fell in love with it.
I was born and raised here and loved it and I couldn’t get out of this shit hole fast enough.

Ladies, find you a man that can rail against the fascists by day and come home and cook you dinner when he’s done

Listen, for the sake of my fantasy team I’m going to need you to be a little more positive about your squad because god knows I’m not going to do it

Never in my 54 years of life did I think I would have to protest against my government because it’s become overrun by a bunch of fucking fascists

Pre gaming the revolution as a Masshole should

Sleep

weratedogs v 1/5 BORDER PATROC ICE AGENTS KILL DOG DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

You can leave your friends behind

I don't drink that swill I'm a Miller Lite man.

It's going to be 65 in Boston tomorrow, I will be wearing the appropriate Masshole uniform for this time of year. Shorts and a Hoodie. If it makes you feel better the shorts will probably be camo

@govpritzker.illinois.gov hey look you're full of shit too!

My dog may or may not be spoiled

Awesome!

Liar, there are no dogs in this picture

We have meetings about it and my bosses can't understand that AI has no business in any aspect of out healthcare industry. In any iteration

This country burning to the ground aside.
Personally, shit is pretty fucking good right now, and I’m not trying to diminish the struggles of others, but as someone that has battled depression his entire life. I can’t tell you the last time I said this aloud and believed it. It’s foreign to me

I’m literally giddy about it

I was born in the 70’s my dad was ok as far as a parent went. Considering how big of a dick my grandfather was, probably above average. I’m for sure my mother’s son. That being said, I never imagined I’d have as great a relationship with the CEO as I do. It’s just fucking awesome

It’s just pathetic… I understand it’s a business but at one point do you realize it’s just disgusting?

Yup… got an email today

The Bruins are selling pre season pucks and they really need to fuck all the way off with this bullshit

You’re still a transphobic asshole.

I'm offended, she forgot Pot Smokers and Beer Drinkers.

I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

I need this like I need Oxygen

Yeah but Your husband doesn't count

a man in a lab coat and bow tie stands in front of a fire extinguisher with bill nye saves the world written above him ALT: a man in a lab coat and bow tie stands in front of a fire extinguisher with bill nye saves the world written above him

And Meanwhile I'm over here

It amazes me that when my wife makes a dish and says "I have no clue what I'm doing" or "I'm just going to wing it" how good shit is. She made this street corn white chicken chili. And it is so fucking good I have to swear when I describe it

I like how they let you take a picture with him 😘