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Jo Ellen Simonsen

@joellerann.bsky.social

Kitchen dancer, IPA critic, nonprofit program leadership, social change agent, wifey, Mom, dog mom, and soup goddess.

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Apparently only two Senators were in the room to vote and both GOP, so “unanimously” is overstating the reality.

19.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think we should get as many people as possible to Google, “which streaming services does Disney own?” and make it become the trending search to scare the shit out of them. Pass it on!

19.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Some days I just shake my head looking for a reason to smile. Then my husband sends me this.

12.09.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good time in Delaware, OH today. This is what democracy looks like.

14.06.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got $5 bet that Dumb POTUS issues an Executive Order to change the name of TACO TUESDAY to AMERICAN FOLDED TORTILLA SANDWICH TUESDAY? #TACO

30.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yummy

30.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I like to call it “Bleeding heart liberal chile.” Delish.

18.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bruce Springsteen is a National treasure.
Have great Friday!

16.05.2025 21:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Does anyone know which one(s) of Donald Trump’s kid(s) got denied admission to Columbia University in NYC?

23.03.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently Vance felt upstaged by the Muskrat and our WH is owned by Putin. They do seem to be transparent, how DEIronic.

01.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gene Hackman was proud of the fact Richard Nixon put him on the "enemies" list and I think we can honor him and whatever joy his career has given you by living our lives in such a way that evil people know our names and think of us as enemies.

28.02.2025 00:36 — 👍 6310    🔁 1098    💬 60    📌 39
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Appearing in the DFW restrooms:

12.02.2025 00:17 — 👍 312    🔁 127    💬 159    📌 55
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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

12.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 48211    🔁 9758    💬 2275    📌 637
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It seems no coincidence to me that every other day for the past 3 weeks I’ve received an email update to subcriber terms from companies I do business with. If only there were a Consumer Financial Protections Bureau to resolve complaints. Oh there was, shuttered by a douche with open investigations.

12.02.2025 13:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gonna have to exorcise the pink bathrobe. Looking like someone I’m working hard to ignore.

18.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Baby Murphy likes the snow #huskypoo #poosky

17.01.2025 23:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite new podcast from the past year!

17.01.2025 23:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump announces his ‘Hollywood Ambassadors’ comprised of three washed up losers 😂

17.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 100    🔁 18    💬 10    📌 9

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