A. Parise

A. Parise

@jerseyoutwest.bsky.social

I like soup. Sci-fi writer. Data architect. BLM. ACAB includes AI. Plants, rocks, cats, occasional hiking pics. He/him. Located in sunny NE Portland, OR. Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S

1,678 Followers 1,463 Following 9,467 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 hour ago

Man, FUCK 205

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2 hours ago

One hundo percent

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2 hours ago

I signed up to judge a beer competition tonight and its in the Couve and i just don’t want to, why does Vancouver even exist

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4 hours ago

Y’all remember six years ago when they told us to stay home for a couple weeks to “flatten the curve?”

Good times, good times, glad that worked out.

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6 hours ago

A cursory five minutes of reading: nope. Most interesting.

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6 hours ago

That makes more sense than anything else i guess but they have to have other export terminals, right?

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7 hours ago

Wtf are 2200 marines going to be able to accomplish against a mountain fortress the size of Texas, this is the stupidest timeline.

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1 day ago
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Stan Rogers - The Mary Ellen Carter YouTube video by MinistryofStabbing

youtu.be/Fhop5VuLDIQ?...

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1 day ago

No matter what you’ve lost, be it a home, a love, a friend,
Be like the Mary Ellen Carter and rise again!

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2 days ago
A movie poster featuring a blond girl in a pink sparkly dress looking at the camera with extreme dissatisfaction.

Jon Moritsugu’s Mod Fuck Explosion is the height of 90s west coast punk filmmaking.

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2 days ago
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Buffalo Wild Wings Just Unleashed An Espresso Proteini On The World—Yes, Really The chain's latest launch feels like a dare that somehow made it to market.

This is the Bad Place

www.delish.com/food-news/a7...

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4 days ago

Half the fun of projects is digging through a bunch of tools for the right one, right? :-/

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4 days ago

Basically, take the amount of money you think your favorite author gets, halve it, and then halve it again, and you have a number that's probably a lot closer to their actual earnings from writing.

"But I don't think they make that much!"

Halve that. Halve it again.

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4 days ago

I do! I think i even know where it is! You’re welcome to swing by and use it sometime :)

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4 days ago
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Prepping a Green River formation fossil Knightia fish with an air scribe (sound down, its a really annoying buzzing sound).

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4 days ago

I want one so bad

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4 days ago
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Spice bag - Wikipedia

Just learned that this dish exists and it both sounds awesome and is my new go to insult. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_bag

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4 days ago
An extremely overstuffed black and silver standing toolchest. Drawers labelled Drill Baby Drill and Grabby McGrabface in red punchtape.

I have a lot of my tools somewhat organized in a normal toolbox with Extremely Useful Labels but most of the ones my dad gave me are in five gallon buckets :-/

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5 days ago

I’ve actually gotten good at ripping with a circular saw but its so much easier with a table saw.

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5 days ago

If i do i’ll let you know! This project is building a wall-mounted tool case so i can get an actual inventory of what i have before downsizing.

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5 days ago

Table saws are much fun!

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5 days ago

I’d be better off donating 50% of the duplicate hand tools i have in this garage but what if i someday need a screwdriver with a busted tip?

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5 days ago

Have and can use but its not set up at the moment :-/

Current project is the next step in getting it ready for use.

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5 days ago

Oak!

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5 days ago

No, the squirrels always get them before they’re ripe, but they do always set a buttload of fruit.

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5 days ago

Good idea! :)

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5 days ago

That it does! But there’s also a bunch of dust so its pretty sneezy work.

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5 days ago

One of my dad’s friends introduced himself to me as a Doctor of Woodology, i wonder if he read that book 😂😂😂

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5 days ago

If there was slightly more room in my garage so i didn’t have to carry most of the wood halfway across my backyard it would be much more fun :-/

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5 days ago

Working on several projects that i want to make out of oak, so there’s a certain logic logic at play.

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