why’d they call it a circle jerk and not goonionizing
03.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0why’d they call it a circle jerk and not goonionizing
03.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0@hoshjighsmith.bsky.social so I was just listening to the AI bf ep and I understand the we can’t let the mormans know about AI relationship argument but hear me out…”This season on ‘Sister WiFi’s’”.
05.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done
13.05.2025 16:59 — 👍 3999 🔁 270 💬 105 📌 45Body mod idea: second asshole so when you shit it's like a twist ice cream cone
12.05.2025 15:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am putting down the lathe of heaven
09.05.2025 19:34 — 👍 446 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 0
Doing some leftist reading
08.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick Lamar as a comedian: Kendrick Lmao
07.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Let's make sure Trump doesn't watch Boy in the Striped Pajamas next we don't need to reopen Auschwitz
06.05.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My hottest take is that Baja Blast isn't Mountain Dew
01.05.2025 16:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Colts should have drafted this guy they look elite
29.04.2025 20:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is twerp a slur cause it feels like it
13.04.2025 00:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Dexter should be called Doakester and just be Doakes mewing into the camera for 48 minutes
11.04.2025 02:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
God's country
10.04.2025 13:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why get groceries when you can instead get yumceries?
07.04.2025 20:21 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To jokesters like me, April Fools is kind of a day off. I let the non-funnies have a day to do their silly little pranks and whatnot. They deserve it. My personal gaffs will resume tomorrow. Until then, happy Fools Day ✌️
01.04.2025 13:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Happy trans day of visibility
31.03.2025 22:58 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Transatlantic accent gets a lot of discussion but what about the cisatlantic accent
31.03.2025 15:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Shortest shit your pants story ever told:
"Baby, shoes...pants.. it's everywhere"
Skeets that should have hit
28.03.2025 14:57 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Jesus Christ was the first person to get a mani-pedi. Yeah he got his nails done
28.03.2025 04:10 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0My uncle Jack just bought an elephant, how screwed is future me?
21.03.2025 02:03 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0elon should make trump a custom convertible cybertruck he can ride in the back of as it slowly drives itself through dealey plaza in dallas texas to celebrate the release of the jfk files, i think that would be really cool!
19.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 329 🔁 28 💬 15 📌 4A vampire describing their last hookup:
17.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0She J my D till I cum my Vance
17.03.2025 18:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I think people need to stop blaming social media for our mental health crisis and start blaming the lack of social safety nets.
If everything in our life was the same but social media didn't exist, people would still be overpaying for rent, unable to get healthcare, and stuck in underpaying jobs
Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of having 19,999 subs on YouTube
07.03.2025 21:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ethan Klein: You guys don't know anything!!!
Also Ethan Klein: Antifada
Take the line of thinking to its "rational" next step/end, it almost always falls apart immediately
05.03.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reactionary talking points being rebranded as "common sense" signals the complete death of rational thought in US politics
05.03.2025 13:12 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0