"Are you The Starmer?"
The loser has to perform the World In Motion rap while dressed in full England kit in the High St.
You try to head them off at the pass 🤷♀️
Take a bow son
OH YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT’S LOVELY CLIVE
This is weapons-grade shithousing and I am here for it 100%
That is quite, quite beautiful 😂
Well I for one am stunned.
Get all the lads in shirts with Ratcliffe on the front for the warm up.
SAY SOMETHING LIKE...
I'm in a FPL league called Oven Gloves because my mate and I both love this scene. She just messaged me to say the trophy is going to be a gold oven glove on a plinth with 'you can't feel a thing written on it'. She might be a genius. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ-R...
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
Andy Burnham being as subtle as a sledgehammer. Good!
The new stadium he's intending to build relies upon a huge public investment in the local area. Does he know that the 'colonisers' will benefit from this too? And that they pay tax?
They should move to Monaco too.
GO ON LAD
There's a lot of 'well, I'm entitled to my opinion and I don't have to justify it,' on the phone in.
Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan
Matt is finding it really hard to get any work.
AI has had a devastating impact on his writing jobs. He’s had five clients let him down this year.
If you need the services of a great writer, have a look at his website
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Will be in Leeds on Saturday doing a very interactive family quiz comedy show thing called House of Fails, based on my book, History's Most Epic FAILS. It will be hectic, come through
outofmanypeople.org.uk/news-events/...
The opening minute is Peak @footballweekly.bsky.social. Big shoutout to @grovejoel.bsky.social for working with the bathroom echo of Max's now inevitable voice note 👌
This is literally the first thing I think about when I hear about a PL manager sacking.
Very similar to the lad who hangs around in the pub talking very loudly and irritating the shit out of everyone. Fine, but if he pushes his luck he's going to get a smack in the gob.
You'll never get him back. He wasn't interested in football when he was technically still contracted to Real Madrid 😀
The distance between the studio and dressing room is in the style of a punishment tunnel and while running he gets pelted with gilets and win percentage data.
A motivational leader, currently out of work with a point to prove and a relationship with most of the squad already? Where could we find such a thing?
In all seriousness, I'm hopeful that Spurs fans will not want their club to be the vehicle upon which MG is smuggled back into English football. The last thing that club needs at this point is a PR circus.
Anyone seen Niko Kranjcar lately?
Yep. Absolute shitshow.
