Dan Baker

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Tbf kids on Mustafar are easily influenced. They already do flippy shit around lava, so don't need you encouraging more bad behaviour.

Give it to Arcadia Brenden Chisholm ‘til the end of the season.

The main story on BBC Sport is an article on how Jonjo Shelvey left Newcastle to move to Dubai because he thinks London has too much crime, with a very thinly-veiled "there's too many foreigners in the UK" tone to it all.

Not for the first time, fuck the BBC.

Happy October 14th to all who celebrate! (PS - time for you to rewatch The Leftovers)

Shout-out to James Hocken of @washingtonspirit.com, who I just briefly chatted with at Washington Dulles Airport (thanks to my @leedsunited.com tracksuit getting his attention). Good luck against @angelcity.com in Thursday’s game (and for the Tigers this season)!

If you happen to be one of the children of Dan and Shelley from California, who I just met at Heathrow as they finish up travelling Europe for their 50th wedding anniversary - you have wonderful parents. And good on you for treating them to their trip!

If so, who will this season’s game-changing January Derek Lilley of a signing?

Will we get word from Dan and Michael, as promised? Or are they locked up for trying to ask Marathe at the meet-up where the signings were on deadline day?

Presenting Arcadia Brenden Chisholm. A beautiful mix of you all, as though you all contibuted DNA to a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

Just a reminder that the political left are held to a much higher standard than anyone else, and that counts double if you’re working class or female.

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Paraag Marathe does deals in his sleep.

The poblem for us is that he’s clearly been awake today.

I fear this is going to be brought up an awful lot between now and May

Bill Fotherby’s spirit lives on! Does today’s movements make Gus Hamer the modern-day Tomas Brolin..?

@michaeltsb.bsky.social After a rough week, at least tonight will give you plenty to pore over for a bumper edition of Propaganda. Grimsby, eh?

At least you got paid to watch that as your job. Lucky sod.

Imagine trying to ruin our first match back in the top flight by putting Andy Hinchcliffe on comms. Sky TV is, as always, fucking shit.

Creative industries must be proactive to retain underrepresented talent, report says - Arts Professional At a time when experienced workers are more likely to be considering leaving the creative industries, or have already left, the sector must take steps to retain underrepresented talent, a new report has...

At a time when experienced workers are more likely to be considering leaving the creative industries, or have already left, the sector must take steps to retain underrepresented talent, a new report has urged.

Farewell Hulk Hogan, you racist POS.

I don’t even work in theatre any more, and even I’ve spoken to someone about CG recently. Plenty of people still talk about what happened - just not the people who are perhaps most accountable.

Living that First Class Lifestyle* on my train back from my work trip 😎

(*getting all the ‘free’ snacks and coffee I can at every opportunity, so I won’t sleep for days due to the caffeine and sugar 🤘🏻)

Off to London for a conference. It’s a lovely reminder of how I don’t miss the overbooked carriages, wank coffee, shitty WiFi and overpriced tickets of my commuting days.

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Those were some majestic baby-kicking physics.

Oh, so NOW Joe Rodon can score a header from a corner? After this season I never thought it possible.

You love to see it.

"RUBEN AMORIM HAS TURNED THIS CLUB AROUND"

It's crazy how underfunded this part of the NHS is. I've been waiting a similar time, and here in Plymouth they're apparently still deadling with referrals from 2020.