Charlie M Ricker

My first C was in 5th grade math. I sobbed. I had tried so hard and I felt like such a failure in that moment.

A waste of humanity.

For real! They have tried to convince us that Florida is a better gay experience than here lol.

For real! Our friends have tried to get us to move and I’m like I’m not trading one Republican hole for another.

The "Historic Moment" Hook 15,000 nurses just walked out, and Mayor Mamdani didn’t hesitate to pick a side. ✊

He just joined the largest nursing strike in NYC history with a message that hospitals need to hear immediately.

See what happened: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/aocs-messa...

Nut and Peanut!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! #ChristmasTime #GayChristmas #ChristmasSpirit

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

Walked into Bavette’s Chicago which is HARD to do. Was stalking an open seating table in the bar. The couple noticed and started making small talk. Turns out one is a prof and one is in med school. We chatted about higher ed for a while as they paid their bill. Table secured.

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When you only pack cute fall clothes for Chicago because the weather says overcast, rainy, and 70 degrees. And you know that with wind from the lake it often feels colder. Instead it’s humid and feels like 85 and you’re slowing sweating to death. 🥵🔥 #ChicagoSurprise #NotFallYet

Definitely! It avoids any awkward “uh, who’s this?” response.

I have maintained for literal years that “I’m not a beach boy”. On our cruise this summer we had a beach day on an island and I LOVED it. I don’t know what has changed in my brain chemistry but suddenly I like beach? I’m suddenly #Ken and my job is beach.

Ohhh girl, what’s the tea? I haven’t heard and I live here!

It was a perfect day to be on Coco Cay! Overcast, cool water, drink package! A beautiful day in The Bahamas!

For the people who voted third party “in protest” because of Biden’s handling of Israel; how are you feeling right now?

He has made some sort of deal with the devil haha. It’s the only explanation.

“Pro-life”

But I thought JD did it in the parlor with a sofa.

Wait…

Pope Francis lifted the world as he led the Church with his profound moral voice. As he returns to God, may his call to humility and concern for the least among us continue to resound.

Nothing to see here—just a sitting U.S. president pumping his shitcoin, after countless Americans have already lost billions investing in it.

The most corrupt president in history, by far

Today at Bardot Brasserie at the Aria in Las Vegas I was like 90% sure I was sitting next to @karenkilgariff.bsky.social… until the woman turned to face me just before I could say “excuse me, are you Karen from MFM”. Thank god I didn’t get that out of my mouth.

We’re flying to Vegas on Tuesday and I’m a little nervous.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

I’ve been seeing people comment on the stories of Measles that “open borders bring diseases”. No. You don’t get to use death from a preventable disease to justify your racism in the face of your stupidity. VACCINATE your children.

PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Is there a game tonight? Wouldn’t know. PhD doesn’t wait for the Super Bowl

I don’t have to fend off the desire to comply in advance. Anyone who knows me knows that, fortunately or unfortunately, I would rather die than let someone I don’t respect tell me what to do.