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32 • collector, yapper, hype man, retired theatre kid, filthy new yorker, cringe af • "self-destructive behavior" is my middle name (she / her)

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Latest posts by iamnotamandaplz.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m BEGGING sound designers to figure their shit out re: sound effects, ambient noise, and background music constantly being 383759583 decibels louder than dialogue.

17.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m halfway through season 4 of my Stranger Things rewatch and that goddamn Kate Bush song started playing and I immediately started sobbing friendship really has the power to do anything

17.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have absolutely decimated my fingertips with hot glue

15.11.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*MANIFESTING 10-INCH CUBONE JUMBO POKÉMON FUNKO POP* WHERE ARE YOU

14.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THIS IS WHAT DREEEEAAAAAMS ARE MADE OF

14.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Finalized my Christmas list. Already bought Mom’s present. Already have 90% of my brother’s present. Can’t buy my dad’s gift until closer to Christmas. I’m done. I win.

14.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALEX AND I ARE GOING TO SEE HILARY DUFF FOR OUR BIRTHDAY YEEHAW

14.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Having a little bit of blood on every single pair of underwear you own is simply the price you must pay as a uterus owner. Kinda fucked that I didn’t ask for this. It’s like paying taxes.

14.11.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got bandaids on six out of ten fingers because my cuticles don’t know how to act.

14.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about how my glue gun is probably one of the oldest things I own (probably like 13 years old)

That glue gun has seen some shit. And it’s not even the one that got decimated by crayons.

13.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thinking about all the people who said I'd get paid more if I had a master's degree because like. Why did they lie to me?

13.11.2025 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EXISTENCE IS A CURSE

13.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I know I’m feeling this way because I’m getting my period soon but that doesn’t mean I can make it stooooop

13.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And yes a large part of this is just “I don’t feel valued for the things I do” from a capitalism standpoint but unfortunately that is the perspective that matters right now in this societal climate and stage of my life.

13.11.2025 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Anyway I don’t really think I’m very good at anything.

13.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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I am a crafty bitch

12.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg

12.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Steve and Nancy with all my heart.

Do not let those dumb bitches end up together.

12.11.2025 14:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No I don’t think they’ll do THAT I was thinking of it as more of a psychic metaverse situation

12.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Billy is a scumbag but OOOH MY GOOOOOD is Dacre Montgomery a sexy sonuvabitch

11.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just thinking about Mike being a Dungeon Master and the whole D&Dness of the entire series… THE IMPLICATIONS…

11.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok, but the thing is… Mike has always been the main character, hasn’t he.

11.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe the real Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way (I finished season 1 of my rewatch)

11.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curly girls who style their hair when they’re out of the shower are stronger than me bc wdym you REWET YOUR HAIR, standing around in a DAMP T-SHIRT OR ROBE, getting HAIR GEL AND LOOSE HAIR ALL OVER EVERYTHING I would throw a fit bro

10.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goddammit Berb you should’ve just gone home!!!!!!!!!

10.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEY, HOLLY, SO, UH, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO VECNA, EXACTLY

10.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know she was just trying to be a good friend but goddammit Barb you should’ve just gone home!!!!!

10.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, I kinda miss landlines. Bring that shit back. Realistically, the only thing I really want to use my phone for is texting, taking pics, and getting directions.

10.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching Stranger Things and in the very first fucking episode where Will disappears they’re playing a campaign and he made an attack roll on the demogorgon and he had to roll a 13 or higher but he rolled and 7 and he told Mike “the demogorgon got me” AND THEN THE DEMOGORGON GOT HIM FOR REAL 😭

10.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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