Happy Friday the 13th. As you share your amusing Jason memes, please remember that he took a great many human lives. People with families. People with hopes and dreams...extinguished by a madman.
13.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Happy Friday the 13th. As you share your amusing Jason memes, please remember that he took a great many human lives. People with families. People with hopes and dreams...extinguished by a madman.
13.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I were supporting a pedophile, I'd probably STFU about some twerking.
11.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." -- President Donald J. Trump, apparently unaware that an obscure ancient language like "Spanish" exists.
09.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It is my hope that, by game’s conclusion, the Seattle Seahawks will have scored more points than their competitor.
08.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Would you rather watch the Kid Rock halftime show, or spend the same amount of time watching repeatedly watching video of Trump soiling himself during a press conference? (Bonus third choice: death.)
05.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0You can still get the first three Eek! books at your local bookstore! Plenty of time to catch up before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August!
04.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Well......I guess I'll finish what I started. [Massages forehead as I let out a deep, resigned sigh.]" -- Me, buying tickets to The Strangers, Chapter 3.
04.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0San Diego! Come out on to an early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE at the USS Midway Museum on February 20th! Celebrity appearances include the nerd who wrote the novelization of the original movie. www.midway.org/event/attack...
02.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The groundhog saw his shadow, so we're in for six more weeks of winter and three more years of hell.
02.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Start your February on the right note with my lighthearted romantic comedy! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...
01.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The critics hate it, but MAGA audiences who didn't actually go see it love it!!!
31.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You may not be planning to see MELANIA opening weekend, but what if they offered…COLLECTIBLE TICKETS???
29.01.2026 17:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Every single plan by every single SCREAM killer ignores the concept of forensic evidence.
28.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The latest issue of my newsletter goes out tomorrow! Contains the brand-new story "DNA Test." Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe! eepurl.com/dewPc9
26.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1My lucky socks worked! You're welcome, Seahawks!
26.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if people singing "The Star Spangled Banner" at sporting events ever get the Frank Drebin version stuck in their head?
25.01.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My socks have Seahawks colors AND rep the best children’s book of all time!
25.01.2026 18:40 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Beware! Wicked House is putting out shiny new editions of the WOLF HUNT trilogy!
24.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0As the world crashes and burns, at least we can enjoy that a vampire movie set the record for the most-ever Oscar nominations for a single film.
22.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extreme times require extreme measures.
18.01.2026 18:58 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1I'm rooting for the Buffalo Bills because of my loyalty to delicious Buffalo wings.
17.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the spirit of Trump accepting somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m the winner of the Haunted Minds Book Club award for Best Collection! Woooooo!!!!
16.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Yes, I thought these sounded gross too. They’re delicious!
15.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SATAN: The White House tweeted a tribute to you.
SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?
SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.
SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.
RIP Scott Adams, a man who created Dilbert, but somehow grew to believe that the pointy-haired boss was the true hero.
13.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0These NFL teams suck. I haven't seen a single player pull another player's flag.
13.01.2026 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listen to Walter. www.basilweb.net/blog/2026/01...
10.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A rare post about FANGBOY!
08.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I freaking loved PRIMATE. Just a gory good time at the movies!
06.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0