Jeff Strand

Happy Friday the 13th. As you share your amusing Jason memes, please remember that he took a great many human lives. People with families. People with hopes and dreams...extinguished by a madman.

If I were supporting a pedophile, I'd probably STFU about some twerking.

"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying." -- President Donald J. Trump, apparently unaware that an obscure ancient language like "Spanish" exists.

It is my hope that, by game’s conclusion, the Seattle Seahawks will have scored more points than their competitor.

Would you rather watch the Kid Rock halftime show, or spend the same amount of time watching repeatedly watching video of Trump soiling himself during a press conference? (Bonus third choice: death.)

You can still get the first three Eek! books at your local bookstore! Plenty of time to catch up before TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out in August!

"Well......I guess I'll finish what I started. [Massages forehead as I let out a deep, resigned sigh.]" -- Me, buying tickets to The Strangers, Chapter 3.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence Advance Screening | USS Midway Museum Step aboard the USS Midway Museum on Friday, February 20, 2026 for an advance screening of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence" with cast, crew and movie props, giveaways and more!

San Diego! Come out on to an early screening of ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE at the USS Midway Museum on February 20th! Celebrity appearances include the nerd who wrote the novelization of the original movie. www.midway.org/event/attack...

The groundhog saw his shadow, so we're in for six more weeks of winter and three more years of hell.

Your Body Will Never Be Found Amazon.com: Your Body Will Never Be Found eBook : Strand, Jeff: Kindle Store

Start your February on the right note with my lighthearted romantic comedy! www.amazon.com/Your-Body-Wi...

The critics hate it, but MAGA audiences who didn't actually go see it love it!!!

You may not be planning to see MELANIA opening weekend, but what if they offered…COLLECTIBLE TICKETS???

Every single plan by every single SCREAM killer ignores the concept of forensic evidence.

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My lucky socks worked! You're welcome, Seahawks!

I wonder if people singing "The Star Spangled Banner" at sporting events ever get the Frank Drebin version stuck in their head?

My socks have Seahawks colors AND rep the best children’s book of all time!

Beware! Wicked House is putting out shiny new editions of the WOLF HUNT trilogy!

As the world crashes and burns, at least we can enjoy that a vampire movie set the record for the most-ever Oscar nominations for a single film.

Extreme times require extreme measures.

I'm rooting for the Buffalo Bills because of my loyalty to delicious Buffalo wings.

In the spirit of Trump accepting somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m the winner of the Haunted Minds Book Club award for Best Collection! Woooooo!!!!

Yes, I thought these sounded gross too. They’re delicious!

SATAN: The White House tweeted a tribute to you.

SCOTT ADAMS: Uhhhh…why did they give Dilbert a mouth? That’s not how he looks! How hard is it to draw Dilbert??? Did Trump not actually care?

SATAN: LOL. Now you get it.

SCOTT ADAMS: At least they kept him white.

RIP Scott Adams, a man who created Dilbert, but somehow grew to believe that the pointy-haired boss was the true hero.

These NFL teams suck. I haven't seen a single player pull another player's flag.

Karma, by Bridgett Nelson – 5/5 Her first full-length novel, Karma, by Bridgett Nelson (winner of two Splatterpunk Awards!), is a fast-paced story of good old-fashioned, Old Testament, (brown)eye-for-an-eye revenge. If you don’t …

Listen to Walter. www.basilweb.net/blog/2026/01...

A rare post about FANGBOY!

I freaking loved PRIMATE. Just a gory good time at the movies!