Jeff Strand

Sophisticated movie time!

Today I launched my new weekly Patreon serial for subscribers at the "Dance, Monkey, Dance!" level and above! patreon.com/JeffStrand

Karma Karma [Nelson, Bridgett, Strand, Jeff] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Karma

Reminder: if KARMA gets a bestseller ribbon in any Amazon category, I have promised to wear a giant hot dog suit and post videos galore of my grim humiliation and resentment. www.amazon.com/Karma-Bridge...

Bridgett Nelson's epic new novel is out TODAY!!! www.amazon.com/Karma-Bridge...

Showing off my new Wicked House hoodie and Thunderstorm edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND!

Karma Amazon.com: Karma eBook : Nelson, Bridgett, Strand, Jeff: Kindle Store

Today is your LAST CHANCE to pre-order the Kindle edition of Bridgett Nelson's novel KARMA! Starting tomorrow, you'll just have to regular order it, and that's weak sauce. www.amazon.com/Karma-Bridge...

Caleb took $10,000 to drive a stranger’s car across the country.

His job? Create an alibi for the stranger, whose phone was in the glove compartment.

His warning? Don’t look in the trunk.

Caleb looked in the trunk.

Weekly chapters begin December 10th!

patreon.com/JeffStrand

Woo-hoo!!! Seeya there!

TRIVIA: I, too, was awkward.

Say it with me, fellow old people: How the hell is it December already?

Frickin’ Pennywise!!!

Cover for Jeff Strand's YOUR BODY WILL NEVEDR BE FOUND. It only has three colors: black, red and cream. The top third or so has a woman's eyes wide open and staring directly at you. The middle shows a hand holding an ax. The bottom shows the face of a creepy man with a creepy smile.

#Kindle deal! Get @jeffstrand.bsky.social's YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND for just $0.99! #booksky #ad #amreading #horror

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That’s less than a penny per heart-stopping moment! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWTFYMH

Grow up.

Whether you’re having turkey, tofurkey, turducken, lasagna, hot dogs, or kale with sprouts, happy Thanksgiving!!!

It's been a while since my last newsletter--the dry spell ends soon! Learn about 6 upcoming books, plus my new Patreon serial. This time, the brand-new story is "The Bidet That Sprayed Acid Instead of Water, And How It Negatively Impacted One's Family's Happiness." Subscribe now! eepurl.com/dewPc9

White Noise Press – The Chapbooks Amazon.com: White Noise Press – The Chapbooks eBook : Minnion - Editor, Keith: Kindle Store

WHITE NOISE PRESS - THE CHAPBOOKS is available now! I did two chapbooks with them, the double-sided FUNNY STORIES OF SCARY SEX (with "Sex Potion #147" and "Werewolf Porno"), and BAD BRATWURST, and it's all here, with much, much more! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G36L5T2L

No, Microsoft Word, “jumbuck” is most certainly not what I meant.

Yes, I was on the other side of that table, signing right along with you.

Times are tough. Chaos has resorted to OnlyFans.

Bridgett Nelson's newest--and best!--book comes out December 9th! But you can be an early adopter of this splatterpunk revenge thriller by pre-ordering the Kindle edition! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2TMLQLV

Your Body Will Never Be Found Check out this great listen on Audible.com. "If you're here, you're clearly lost. What you do next will determine if you stay that way." It's hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS ...

On December 9th, the grueling terror comes to your ears! But you can pre-order YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND, narrated by the lovely and talented Scott Thomas, today! www.audible.com/pd/Your-Body...

Credit where it’s due: Trump has done one hell of a job distracting us from his tax returns!

We sure are!

I hear ya, Chaos.

Fun Fact: An innocent man would investigate everybody.

In a world where AI-generated scams are sending me extremely detailed descriptions of my books, how is anybody still doing this shit?

My new attire!

NARRATOR: It was not a reasonable price.

GOP: "We will continue to fight against the release of the Epstein Files, because they show President Trump in such a brave and heroic light that he'd be embarrassed by the attention."