THUNK DA PEON

PAPA PASSED AWAY AFTER DAT BOOTERANGING ACCIDENT IN DA BARRENS SIXTEEN YEARS AGO, BUT THUNK JUST KEEP AT IT.

BEENED TA OUTLAND, NORTHREND, LIVED THROUGH DA CATACLYSM, HAD TA BUILD DA UNDUHHOLD (WE NO TALK BOUT DAT), MANAGED DA HORDE DOCKS AT DAZAR’ALOR DURING FOURTH WAR, WENT TA DRAGON ISLES…

WELL, ORCS BREAK OUTTA CAMPS, CROSSED DA SEA TA KALIMDOR, THUNK WERE STILL JUST LIKE TEN OR SOMETHING, BUT THUNK PAPA WERE PEON AND HE ALWAYS SEEMED TA BE DOING SO MUCH, SO THUNK START HELPING.

IS NOW TWENTY ONE YEARS LATER AND THUNK STILL PEON.

LEE-TLE DUDES

LEE-TLE DUDES

LEE-TLE DUDES

THUNK JUST SAW TIKTOK VIDEO FOR LEETLE DUDES FROM VINNIE’S—YOUS STOP BY VINNIE’S FOR THUNK PLEASE?

THUNK LOOK AT HIM BEERS DA SAME WAY.

WHAT YOUS DRINKING TONIGHT?

((…why would I buy a record I enjoy listening to if I didn’t want to listen to it?)

(I mean, I’m new to this whole vinyl collector thing, but I don’t collect things for value, I collect them to use them.)

We’re still taking applications for our community housing celebration with Warcraft! We want to see as many of your amazing homes as possible!

Info: us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/hom...

#warcraft #worldofwarcraft

Just heard about Ritssyn yesterday but I already love him

NGL QUESTION: “WHAT MADE YOU PACK UP YOUR COTTAGE IN DESOLACE TO JOIN DA WEIRDOS OF DA INNERNET?”

AH, THUNK GET DIS A LOT—DAT ACTUALLY A DIFFRENT THUNK.

IS A VERY COMMON NAME.

DA PERSON WITH DA COTTAGE IS CENARION EMBASSADOR TATHUNKA, NOT THUNK DA PEON.

What NPC would make the best roommate and why?

NGL QUESTION: “NOT A QUESTION BUT YOU JUST DESERVE A BIG OL’ HUG THUNK. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU!”

AWW, THANKS—THUNK HAVE SUCH KIND FRIENDS!

AND IS NICE TA GET A HUG WHEN YOUS WURKING!

MERRY BIRTHDAY!

NGL QUESTION: “IF, IN ANOTHER AZEROTH, YOUS WEREN’T LUCKY ENOUGH TA BE THUNK, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’D LIKE TO IMAGINE BEING?”

WELL, THUNK WISH DERE WAS A VERSHUN OF HIM OUT DERE DAT ACTUALLY GOT TA BE AN ADVENTURER AND A HERO AND HAD A GREAT SMILE AND ACTUAL ABS, BUT THUNK WOULD BET DAT VERSHUN OF HIM PROBABLY WOULDS GET BEAT UP BY KOBOLDS TOO.

NGL QUESTION: “THUNK, DO YOY HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYBUDDEE IN ORGRIMMAR? BE HONEST!”

SURE, SUMI STEELFURY OF DA STEELFURY TWINS. WE BEENED DATING FOR YEARS. WE MOVED IN TOGETHERS AFTER DA DRAGONSCALE ESPEDISHUN!

NGL QUESTION: “DOES THUNK LIKE TA COOK? WHAT’S HIS FAVORITE DISH TA MAKE?”

OH YES! THUNK VERY MUCH LIKE COOK-COOK! PEONS TAKE TURNS WHEN WE DEPLOYED TA MAKE DINNER FOR EVREEBUDDEE AND THUNK LIKED WHEN WAS HIS TURN!

DA GOOD STUFF TA MAKE IS KODO CHILI. MORE GARLIC, NO BEANS. SATISFIES WHOLE CREW OF THIRTY PEONS.

NGL QUESTION: “WHAT’S YOU FAVORITE BUBBLE BATH SCENT?”

AMBER AND SHAVED ROSEWOOD.

DAT DA GOOD STUFFS.

Interlude is rocketing towards release! Our contributors are working hard on their comics as we approach our final deadline.

The issue will release on 12/9, one week after Housing Early Access! Perfect timing to read by the fire of your very own fireplace.

Look for artist features starting soon!

NGL QUESTION: “WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL SANDWICH BUILD”

GOOD BREAD—STURDY, NOT FANCY! MEAT—LOTS! CHEESE—YES! MUSTARD—LEETLE BIT!

PICKLES—LET’S NO BE SILLY! ARUGALA, NOW, DAT’S DIFFRENT.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT IS SANDWICH GOTTA HOLD TOGETHER WHEN YOUS BITE IT! NO POINT IN FANCY SANDWICH IF WHOLE THING FALL APART IN YOU HANDS!

NGL QUESTION: “WHAT’RE YOUR THOUGHTS ON DRAGONS? -SINCERELY, DEFINITELY NOT A DRAGON”

THUNK GOT TA GO TA VALDRAKKEN IN DRAGON ISLES, AND YOUS WANNA KNOW SOMETHING BOUT DRAGONS?

DRAGONS WILL PICK ONE THING AND MAKE DAT DEY ENTIRE PERSONALITY.

BUT WHERE DAT GETS SCARY IS CUZ DEY IS SO LONG-LIVED, DEY WILL LEARN EVREETHING DAT ANYONE HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT DAT THING.

NGL QUESTION: “THUNK YOUS DA BEST PEON IN ORGRIMMAR!”

AWW, DAT NICE OF YOUS TA SAY, BUT UHH—HOW MANY OTHER PEONS DOES YOUS KNOW?

YouTube video by LAZY MAN Kermit shoots someone

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbyi...

NGL QUESTION: “WHO COULD YOUS BEAT UP IN A FIGHT”

DAT NOT REALLY THUNK’S STYLE. THUNK MORE OF DA “RUN, HIDE, THROW SPEARS AND HOPE YOUS HIT SOMETHING” KINDA ORC.

NGL QUESTION: “THUNK, I WILL GET YOUS FIRED. JANUARY 26TH. —A ORC”

OH, YOUS PROMISE?

OKEE, JUST MAKE SURE IT NOT FOR NOTHING BAD, LIKE MAKING OTHER PEONS UNCOMFORTABLE OR NOTHING, CUZ THUNK WOULDS NEVER DO DAT.

JUST A REALLY BIG ACT OF ESPESHULLY DUMB INCOMPETUNSE WOULDS BE BESTEST—YOUS KNOW, DAT KINDA THING SOMEBUDDEE GOTTA TAKE DA FALL FOR.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

ANYBUDDEE WANNA KNOW ANYTHINGS?

ngl.link/thunkdapeon

HEY FRIEND?

YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.

IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.

YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.

YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.

OOH SAMPLES

OH YEAH.

GNOMIES GOT THREE, GOBBIES GOT THREE, TAURENS GOT TWO, TROLLS GOT AS MANY AS WILL FIT ON DAT NECKLACE DEY IS MAKING…

((*facepalm* I AM that old, I DO know the origin of that term, and it was NOT Tumblr.)

((Hammurabi must have the biggest headache right now.)