This is me, almost ready to go to work.

It depends. Will aussiebum offer one with two compartments? 🩲

The thought of "could I get my fleshlight and a bottle of lube out, using only my teeth?" had never crossed my mind. Until now.

I woke up like this 🥱
#morningwood

It's still cold. Dress accordingly!
#unionsuit #penis

When you have a day off, I find it's usually best to start with a wank. Otherwise you won't get anything done that day. 😅

I like working from home because there's no distr… ehm… 😋
#bulge #commando #dickprint

Monday morning so I need some extra cock support to get going. Send nudes if you want to see it hard 😘
#cockring #briefs

Good morning all!

Don't think I've really gotten a #wedgie before. But I realized these #briefs were perfect for it. New fetish unlocked?

Dickpic from a time when both camera phones and urinals had a slight dirtier look to them.
[from the archives]

Himbos of Cypress Creek, brought to you by the Globex Corporation

There's a fetish that reduces the amount of laundry on the floor, rather than increasing it? 🤩
This is the future of smut, for sure

I can haz hockeyplayer? 🥹

I'd say this was a successful blast 💦

Thanks! ❤️🩲

Back to work after the Christmas holidays. That means you need comfortable undies 👍🩲

I'm too lazy to make any new smut today. So please enjoy this 20 year old video of me sounding with a pen 😄
#sounding #fromthearchives #notSponsored

Since I'm the only one who has the day off, I figured it was time for a mid-day shower wank. (💦@02:20)

Found these Frank Dandies in the bottom of my underwear drawer. Having worn them for two days, it makes sense why they ended up in the bottom. I am not a fan 🚫🩳

Christmas vacation has started and my train doesn't leave for another hour. So I'm just not going to do a whole lot for a while. (I have already packed, masturbated, and showered.)

Happy #fcf!

The system works 😏

The only thing better than 2 pairs of briefs at the same time are 3 pairs. Or possibly 4 😏

They look perfect on you! Keep wearing them ❤️🩲

Last workday of the year! Got to dress for the occasion 🩲

New Boxers!
#gay #underwear #boxershorts #exhibition #gaycartoons #gayillustration #twinks #bulge #underwearbulge

Loading up someone's new cup 🏒 for good luck ❤️💦
#hockeyfetish

I might make this my new wallpaper