still keepin up with my jew-olingo 😎
we in this bitch
just spent at least an hour helping my friend get his car freed from an icy parking lot, and immediately afterwards i was insulted on my appearance by some (probably freshman) boys at a gas station
i think i have earned some day-drinking on this fine wednesday afternoon
happy 22nd birthday to me…. spending it with a nasty case of bronchitis lmao 🎉🎉🎂🎂 let’s make 2026 a good year!!
@ scientists: can y’all please invent like… a simple surgery to suck the gunk outta my lungs when i’m getting over a cold? cuz mucinex ain’t doin shit and i left my inhaler on campus like an idiot 💀
either that or a brave volunteer with a long flexible straw can come help me out
i’m in this one >:)
the world is so cruel….. i have to do classes and projects instead of getting to go see this live 😭😭 :(((( can’t wait for the proshoot!!!!
why is my wife Sans
studying for human systems physio exam rn. got blisters on my fingers, but couldn’t find bandaids in the library.
solution: steal some halloween decor spiderweb fluff from behind the front desk, tape it on, and keep truckin’
if i don’t get an A on this exam, y’all are gonna see my face on the news
if my supervisors see this uhhh no you don’t
i officially start my internship at the NC museum of natural sciences tomorrow (yes, THE science museum downtown) and am very nervous but good lord i am gonna look BUSTY in that polo shirt ‼️💅🏻
YALLLL MY FRIEND EDITED A PIC OF ME FOR HIS LAST DIGITAL IMAGING PROJECT AND LOOK HOW FUCKING SICK IT IS!!!!!!!!!! SHOUTOUT BRO
i love him for free, no payment needed 💀
minecraft movie was genuinely peak
my ecology lab professor: “oh cool shirt, it kinda looks like a tape recorder, is that on purpose?”
me, wearing my magnus archives shirt, struggling not to be outwardly autistic: “haha yeah”
it's officially Missing My Wife Saturday
in 2025 ive decided to become a Wifeguy™. and i WILL be obnoxious about it
MAGNUS PROTOCOL SEASON 2 STARTS TODAY BAYBEEEEEE LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 good lord i am so hyped, i need more tma/tmagp fandom friends
#themagnusprotocol #tmagp #tma #themagnusarchives
#TheMagnusProtocol episode 31. Written by @jonnysims.bsky.social. #MagnusPod
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shit. my ecology exam is in 7 hours, i’ve been trying to study all night but my brain said “nah let’s play balatro instead”
gonna have to cram after a couple hours of sleep (i’m probably cooked)
update:
i’m sandwich >:)
is it just me or does pineapple juice kinda taste like vomit…… :((
(the stuff i’m drinking is from a plastic jug, not a can)
eh, good enough 💀 i’m havin a drink and going tf to bed
Think all zebras are striped? This individual, photographed in Africa’s Masai Mara, exhibits darker-than-usual pigmentation & a spotted coat—the result of a rare genetic mutation affecting its melanin production.
Photo: Ashish J Parmar, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons
officially hit one year of learning yiddish 😎🔥💯 איך בין אַזױ אָסאַם
good news: i don’t have bronchitis!!
bad news: i have influenza ✨✨✨
science has gone too far :(((