lydia 🦇

a pale left hand holding a black mechanical pencil over a lined notebook. white fluff has been scotch-taped onto the thumb, index finger, and ring finger as a makeshift padded bandage.

studying for human systems physio exam rn. got blisters on my fingers, but couldn’t find bandaids in the library.

solution: steal some halloween decor spiderweb fluff from behind the front desk, tape it on, and keep truckin’

if i don’t get an A on this exam, y’all are gonna see my face on the news

I've never felt closer to my ancestors than I do today, watching every post like "hey, I agree that Israel is terrible, but shooting Jews in the US at a Jewish museum is antisemitic terrorism" be met with waves of righteous indignation that anyone would question the ethics of killing Jews.

if my supervisors see this uhhh no you don’t

i officially start my internship at the NC museum of natural sciences tomorrow (yes, THE science museum downtown) and am very nervous but good lord i am gonna look BUSTY in that polo shirt ‼️💅🏻

YALLLL MY FRIEND EDITED A PIC OF ME FOR HIS LAST DIGITAL IMAGING PROJECT AND LOOK HOW FUCKING SICK IT IS!!!!!!!!!! SHOUTOUT BRO

i love him for free, no payment needed 💀

minecraft movie was genuinely peak

my ecology lab professor: “oh cool shirt, it kinda looks like a tape recorder, is that on purpose?”

me, wearing my magnus archives shirt, struggling not to be outwardly autistic: “haha yeah”

it's officially Missing My Wife Saturday

in 2025 ive decided to become a Wifeguy™. and i WILL be obnoxious about it

MAGNUS PROTOCOL SEASON 2 STARTS TODAY BAYBEEEEEE LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 good lord i am so hyped, i need more tma/tmagp fandom friends
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#TheMagnusProtocol episode 31. Written by @jonnysims.bsky.social. #MagnusPod

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shit. my ecology exam is in 7 hours, i’ve been trying to study all night but my brain said “nah let’s play balatro instead”

gonna have to cram after a couple hours of sleep (i’m probably cooked)

update:

i’m sandwich >:)

is it just me or does pineapple juice kinda taste like vomit…… :((
(the stuff i’m drinking is from a plastic jug, not a can)

eh, good enough 💀 i’m havin a drink and going tf to bed

A photo of a spotted zebra foal. The animal is primarily black with white dots.

Think all zebras are striped? This individual, photographed in Africa’s Masai Mara, exhibits darker-than-usual pigmentation & a spotted coat—the result of a rare genetic mutation affecting its melanin production.

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365 day learning streak on duolingo!

officially hit one year of learning yiddish 😎🔥💯 איך בין אַזױ אָסאַם

good news: i don’t have bronchitis!!

bad news: i have influenza ✨✨✨

science has gone too far :(((

finally makin the big move…. lydia will be Legally Confirmed soon >:)

EVERYONE SHUT UP!! IT’S TRILOBITE TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!! 🎊🎊‼️‼️🎉🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

weather report for my city! it is 5° fahrenheit but feels like -13°. the wind is 16 mph with gusts up to 36 mph.

the view outside my window. there is a layer of snow blanketing everything outside, at least an inch thick.

looks like i’m stayin inside today, gamers

man. this molecular bio lab report isn’t even a full lab report (they’re goin easy on us for the first week) and i’m STILL struggling somehow????? i promise i’m smart yall i just be procrastinating

mannnnn over winter break i gained back most of the weight i lost during the summer :’)) wtf do i do to get back on track healthily

hung out with my friends for the last 3 evenings in a row and i can already feel my soul replenishing <3

i finally got the bullseye video lol yall check this shit out

i am going to beat myself over the head with a frying pan!!! god lydia pisses me off sometimes

just got my first IUD put in,,, that shit was Ouchie Uncomfy!! now it feels like i’m gettin bad period cramps :’) hopefully that goes away soon n it’ll be worth it