Prof. West Wing Chicken Fried Shack

Is there a worse piece of fucking poorly designed and implemented failed technology than a hospital tv remote control?

Less functional than a fucking health minister

As Nifty often asked: are you from the ABC?

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Longer than short, dammit

I'm unable to escape ATM

Ah yes, Austria.

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Just a question 🙃

Has anyone considered that tRump may have screwed up yet again, confusing the question from an ABC (Australia) journo perhaps with equally astute statements froman ABC US journo about how corrupt the tangerine turd really is?

Lyndon Johnson was an Alpha Male obviously

It’s actually not a bad price for a scary lamp.

trump Is Hated

Fucking word salad shredded into tRumpslaw

I haz a gnu hozpitals room.

Enjoy ze view good peoples

Koko's having an exceptional time with her new friends at the boarding kennel

And who decided that doing number ones should be number ones and number twos?

What of the poor downtrodden number threes?

Shouldn't they be saying that Goutgout came Thirdthird?

Or, perchance, her greatest ever success, the massive booboo

Charlie and the tRump.

An obscenity of the most horrific potential

Call out the bed pans

So, this morning they can't find my testogel supply.

Which is their's, not mine.

In case you can’t get threads 😂

✅ Pour bedpan contents over tRump

✅ Early morning meds

✅ Breakfast

✅ Morning meds

✅ Bedpan

✅ Bed Shower.

Doctor meeting

Physio meeting

Move to new room

AUKUS Discussion with my oncology team.

✅ Tell tRump to get fucked.

✅ And again

Oh yes.

That irony was not lost on me.

It's all a matter of perspective 🙃

I was thinking a wasted effort 😁

What a totally uninspiring speaker. Word salad meets the great undressing

And a gigantic FUCK YOU to Sussssssssan

Oh. The team of geriatric doctors has arrived for their morning consult.

And before I winished tying that, they're gone.

A professional consult?

Go fuck yourselves

What do you call the king's banquet with all of these horrible whyte olde men?

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On the teeeeeeev, dahlings. On the teeeeeeev. 😊

You jahst knows that they'd never raise their standards to a level that I'd approve of.

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