Nathanael

Has something happened to make bsky not queer friendly?

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‘The White Lotus’ Season 4 will be set in France, Deadline reports.

Baby, if you're up at 5am still looking to get laid just go to bed! Jerk off or something. Whether it's Market Days in Chicago, an Atlantic cruise, or wherever. Accept the truth of the moment.

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

I started playing the new Donkey Kong game on Switch 2 and was delighted to find out that every time DK gets one of these giant crystal bananas, he goons out for a few seconds. Tongue out, eyes crossed, etc. DK is a gooner.

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I know this tune! (and relate)

Thanks king 👑

I'll likely regret posting everything and unalive myself later, but not before brunch!

You knotted that towel perfectly.

Hard agree. I'm so sorry.

That last one, "you're looking at the most important thing," is made for dick pics or FCF or whatever we do here.

It's cute they applied that message to the mirror. (Also, you're cute too, of course.)

Is this true? I thought Greek yogurt has like 17g of protein in it. I'd have thought maybe it was the ph levels.

What?! Apple is someone she's famous for.

Is it because he's fun?

After a drunk brunch last weekend, we stopped by Elliott Bay Book Co. and I found the cutest cards (I bought 5). I love the idea of a little dog being tortured with bows and outfits and being miserable. I can't wait to use them as birthday cards as aging jokes.

Or is this a manic episode...

I am shitposting tonight. Please excuse my beauty. The posts shall continue until I grow bored or distracted.

Life is all about lighting. You look great! Lie to us more.

I hate that AI thinks everything it "learns" is real. Anyway, I'm a sag sun, gem moon, and taur rising. I plan on navigating the retrograde with vibes, crystals, and meth.

Speaking of language and perception... (re Richard Dawkins) ...

Sex roles as identities have always felt off to me.

FCF has its blessings and its curses... 🌭

with a lead pipe

"Wherever you go, there you are." -Katya Zamolodchikova. It's fun to reinvent yourself, but you'll likely still have the same flaws.

Cuties

You'll feel the same way about 34 sometime later. Speaking as a 40+ ;)