MarkHay

The people hurt the most by the end of mail-in voting are our deployed troops.

I easily threw up at least 100 times over the last three. This stomach bug has been awful.

The last two games between them was great basketball.

First two both have torn band photo, scrawled pink band name Second albums are copies of a retro design from 2 decades before Third albums have black and white band images with iconic poses Fourth album have somewhat inscrutable architectural imagery, with the band members smaller and a little hard to distinguish

This is one of those things that has been at the back of my mind for decades ... parallels in the covers for the first four long-play albums by the Clash and the Replacements.

I was in 1st grade the first time I read the name Dick Butkus in a book. I couldn't stop laughing. I haven't matured much since then.

How does ICE catch anyone with all that gear on?

I told liberals to call their bluff when magas were bitching about voting machines. There is no way that guy won all 8 swing states.

The Minnesota Lynx own the WNBA.

If he dies, Project 2025 lives on. That should be the focus.

I like women with curves. I'm skinny and two skinny people together causes some bruising.

The meanest thing I can say to my older brother is to remind him that he was born in Oklahoma.

My oldest is a great student and a golden girl. My youngest is more complicated, but she might be smarter than her sister.

I noticed the local newscasters have gotten bigger in that department.

That's it, you are my secret gf.

When I was in middle school, I thought it was funny to go on people's porches and rearrange their furniture. I'd get shot doing that today.

I was trained at a young age to leave the toilet seat down. I'm also single.

The thing I believe the least in is karma.

Car brain is a disease.

There was a great rap song for kids based on "don't touch the floor it's hot lava" and I've never been able to find it again.

Colonialism at its best. That's an IPA.

I went cold turkey and just went for long walks at every hour of the day and night.

FB memories are rough when you are divorced.

Taco Bell mild sauce was too spicy for my step-dad. He was a true Minnesotan.

The ACAB argument gets stronger every day.

Car brain is a disease.

Giving away Alaska would help the Democrats. Just saying.

I don't know why it is spelled that way.

We spell it "chile".

I don't wear a seatbelt because going through the windshield is the quickest way to avoid the danger.

My hobbies are hiking, cycling, and bombing on #Bluesky.