Shouldn't he be at home, sobbing quietly to himself while wanking into a sock?
17.01.2026 05:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lizzy-t.bsky.social
'Straya. Gen X Obsessed with squirrels. I like my sugar with coffee and cream. My hand isn't the only thing left about me. Will most likely just repost stuff, along with the occasional hopefully happy pic.
Shouldn't he be at home, sobbing quietly to himself while wanking into a sock?
17.01.2026 05:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are going to have to do a few doubles in order to finish before Christmas I would think!
23.11.2025 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So excited to see @sirtonyrobinson.bsky.social at Hamer Hall in Melbourne on Valentines Day! If I had a celebrity crush, he would be it.
22.11.2025 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am so excited, back to the original format!
09.11.2025 09:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 gray squirrels in tree, looking comical
Squirrel of the Day for November 8, 2025 is a comedy duo #sqrlpix
08.11.2025 13:50 β π 230 π 36 π¬ 4 π 1Oh look, my go to at Karaoke!
08.11.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE.
25.10.2025 22:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laura Loomer: βIβve been banned by Uber and DoorDash.β
Candace Owens: βHold my ivermectin, Iβve been banned by an entire continent.β
That squirrel must be protected at all costs.
12.10.2025 12:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Controllers that I don't need a degree to be able to use.
04.10.2025 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So happy you're back.
24.09.2025 09:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So the great orange one didn't like a question that an Aussie journalist asked and said he would tell our Prime Minister on him. Firstly, does he not know that dobbers wear nappies, and secondly.. fuck off.
17.09.2025 05:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aussie Crows are fabulous. They say FAAAARRRRKKKK
13.08.2025 09:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
22.07.2025 03:59 β π 33254 π 8058 π¬ 748 π 655I must respectfully disagree. We all needed that.
19.07.2025 11:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gray squirrel climbs down chain-link fence
DC squirrel says fuck your barricades and street closures #sqrlpix
13.06.2025 13:15 β π 136 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1happy squirrel with peanut
When the peanut hits. Squirrel of the Day for June 11, 2025 #sqrlpix
11.06.2025 12:47 β π 183 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0Aussie here. Old mate can go fuck himself and name the baby after me.
11.06.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Image shows an owl with a hobby horse - looks like a witch on a broomstick
I have a new hero.
This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!
Currently 57F in Melbourne Australia, but we are a little over a week away from it being winter, so I have to allow it.
23.05.2025 09:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought he was turning his head like that at the thought of peas.
22.05.2025 12:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0small gray squirrel in tree
Squirrel of the Day for May 17, 2025 is a youngster π₯Ή #sqrlpix
17.05.2025 13:24 β π 223 π 21 π¬ 2 π 0gray squirrel standing up very straight
Hello! Squirrel of the Day for May 3, 2025 #sqrlpix
03.05.2025 11:34 β π 244 π 23 π¬ 5 π 3#PeoplePower !
03.05.2025 10:39 β π 148 π 17 π¬ 5 π 5Canada, weβre with you!
TRUMPISM IS REPUDIATED IN AUSTRALIA!
#auspol
Thank fuck
03.05.2025 11:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn. It's only been a couple of hours since the polls closed, but I'll take it!!
03.05.2025 10:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wouldn't it be nice if Temu Trump loses his seat..
03.05.2025 09:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dark squirrel with light hitting right side of face
Love the dramatic lighting. Squirrel of the Day for April 25, 2025 #sqrlpix
25.04.2025 13:41 β π 118 π 16 π¬ 2 π 2