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Where's the door?? It's just a box with windows???

Where's the door? How the fuck do you get in?

virus: hehehe that looks like a delicious 37 degree celsius body for me to infect... behold, the power of a billion years of evolution!

body: whoops, better crank it up to 38

virus: oh nooo *dies*

Now that's journalism.

The original skeet, followed by another reminiscing about a movie called "I WAKE UP SCREAMING" from 1941.

Very appropriate sequence of skeets

Really beautiful stories in the comments here about the various last meals people gave their dogs - chocolate or not 🥲♥️

When I go, give me a full liter of heroin, please 😌

Framför allt när mer och mer bevis också pekar mot att dålig tandhälsa har kopplingar till demens och Alzheimer's

Don't get it twisted; she specifically was likely a secret Trump fan up until this year, I'm sure. She's one of the most right-wing, racist politicians we have and a huge IDF supporter.

With all that CGi, it just looks like the original but without the interesting characters

I just hope they release SteamOS on its own some day. If it can actually run Windows programs reliably, I will never touch Windows again.

Or - hear me out - he just learned about reverse psychology.

BREAKING: Trump is cutting ties with MTG

From Truth Social: "I don't know what happened but lately the FORMERLY great MTG has joined the RADICAL LEFT!! There used to only be wizards and dragons but I hear now they have these SPIDERMAN cards! SPIDEYS A MENACE TO NEW YORK I hear hes NOT A GREAT GUY

Helt plötsligt förstår man varför det är Danmark som pushar Chat Control 🤮

Herregud. Se detta! Danmarks socialdemokratiska (!) statsminister jämför olika politiska förslags viktighet. Dystopiskt och surrealistiskt.

...I do 👀
Limitations are the engines of creativity!

Hey, that's great. Lucky for him shortness doesn't affect your combat capabilities, unlike being gay or trans

That's how I felt when Interstellar came out; people kept saying how difficult it was to understand and... no, it wasn't. I think people might just be kinda stupid.

Just saying, that's a pretty distinct scar he's got on his eyebrow there...

become a game developer - people come dressed in pajamas all the time

I did the math, and he could literally pay $500k 500k times and still have about a $100b left

for a second there, I was really confused as to why my phone wallpaper was peeking through the bsky app 😅

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Would be even better if it was gas-powered...

I really wanna buy one of those full-scale butt sex toys and connect it to an air pump; thus enabling the production of the world's longest fart.

I'd call it... "Society"

Happy Dick Cheney Death Day, I guess 🎉

The problem with holding celebrities accountable under the law is that everyone knows them and are biased - but finally, I have the solution:

We simply borrow a few people from uncontacted tribes each year and employ them as judges! This will be very confusing to them, but mutually beneficial.

good god that's a bad beard

someone should tell him about the christians in palestine too

There's also this line, from one of the protagonists when asked why they - a neutral party - would intervene on the behalf of the original settlers:

"'Choosing to stand by while people kill each other is also an action,' she said. 'We don't do that here.'"

In the 4th book of The Expanse, a small group of an ethnic minority settles a planet before a powerful corporation swoops in with the deed to the land. Tensions rise, people die, but of course, the settlers have no chance to resist colonization.

The name of the corporation's ship? The Edward Israel