Ringo Lightpaw

important reminder: the Rito do NOT wear pants

Even they should be freed from the tyranny of pants #banpants

Pants free is the way to be!

(And it's NOT just because its a huge pain in the ass to fit my long feet and joints into the leg holes... Or the fabric constricting my huge haunches... or the fact that the fabric on the back opening for my tail chafes the base of my tail...Honest!

(🎨 by Flinters)

*TFs into a bomb-yote and pounces, sitting on top of you as my fuse burns down and my belly swells up*

*TFs into a bomb-yote and pounces, sitting on top of you as my fuse burns down and my belly swells up*

Robin Hood found a new way to get away with his loot

Wait until Maid Marian sees him like this

*does bedroom eyes at you while inflated dangerously big and round*

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

If only it were possible to float away from all my problems

You are good enough, and don't you forget it! Don't listen to the voice that says you aren't, because you are!

*Ringo would like to learn Explosion*

I like the idea of snoutman not having genitals

POV: You forgot to pay the Owl Mafia their protection money.

You and me both, dude. You and me both...

Just what I need: an AI pretending to be me when I die! D:<

I will literally leave Heaven and spend my afterlife running my account as a damn ghost if that's what it takes to NOT have Ringo turned into a zombified slop factory!

What in the ABSOLUTE FUCK?! NO!!!

*Ringo would like to learn Explosion*

Here comes the Judge

I know it's in here somewhere...

I put too much work into my work to not repost my shit multiple times a day (which I don't do enough of honestly). We're all in different timelines. Share it!!!!

You don't want to see my work and my faves work on your timeline then go back to dA or some shit and let us work in peace. ✌🏻

Mantled in a hella comfy big hoodie...

Art I received from @doughteaa.bsky.social !
Definitely need to bring my mantled beast out more.

a cartoon character wearing goggles and a red tie is smiling ALT: a cartoon character wearing goggles and a red tie is smiling

Only one thing worth doing to do with them pants

Set them alight! For they never can be worn again 🔥

To anyone who still has to work today despite the "federal holiday," *crams you down my gullet so you don't have to go to work*

Here you go chat

A 4 part sequence of myself transforming into a water dragon. The dragon is named Lagos. From left to right: 1.) The transformation begins and our subject is already only partially human. Clothing still mostly intact, but looking quite snug already. Belly poking out from between the buttons on the shirt. 2.) The transformation progresses. The clothing from the previous part has mostly given way to the dragon growing out of them. Height as well as weight has increased dramatically. 3.) The dragon sighs from the overwhelming sensations of becoming a dragon. Yet, the transformation is still not finished. The wing fins on the back are now growing in as a fat tail shoots down from the backside. The tatters of their former clothing still resting on parts of their body. The brown hair of their human self changing to a light blue-green colour that is very fitting for their dragon self. 4.) The transformation is complete. Now, to get used to being a dragon. Art is by Berlin/Dream_Forest

Being a fat dragon is great, but to do that you have to become a fat dragon. By the way, it's permanent. Enjoy! 🐲

(Dragon transformation from 2014)
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Agreed! Let that leg fur be free!

Now in art form!

Screenshot from some manhwa (you don't need to know which one, it doesn't matter) of white text on a black background saying "in the midst of a gruesome struggle for survival, I've made several furry friends thus far..."

The concept of wearing a pants 💦