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RUSZKIK HAZA! Austro-hungarian pro 🇪🇺 petrolhead (mercedes benz enthusiast) who loves cats. science deniers boil my piss. Lived in multiple European countries and advocate for a European federation, including Ukraine. 🇭🇺🫶🏼🇺🇦

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Latest posts by captainbollox.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh Xenta, it is lovely to honour your father in such a traditional way. And rest assured, Tato will always be with you and your family, living in your hearts. 💙💛

17.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jó kezdet a hétre. ☺️ Remélem még hogy a MiFaszánk 5% alá esik.

13.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just look at those genuine smiles. Fuck Russia.

12.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Én egy km után már ki hányom magamból mindent. Szóval le a kalappal tesó. 🤜🏼🤛🏼

12.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gomzo 🧡 I think FG would kick your bunt. 😹

10.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Azért izgul a mama.

09.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All acid ey?

09.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's likely already shagging one of his mates.

09.10.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of debris will be falling in very inconvenient places then.

09.10.2025 07:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nekem a hévízi tó is hideg már. 😭

09.10.2025 07:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you simply inhale them now CB? 🤎

09.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good thing I can't stand either of those fools.

09.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot on mate.

09.10.2025 07:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's about one month's worth of Cubans.

08.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Istenem 🤦🏼 Én az összes macskámat cipelném az esküvőmre. 😹

08.10.2025 09:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read "beating" given the context above. 😜

07.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can we be certain though they haven't been caught wanking 👋🏼 each other off and then try to play it as a pee pee session?

05.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He'll flee to china. Russian regime is too unstable.

05.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye

02.10.2025 07:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a Hungarian I can assure you many of us keep champagne and fireworks for the day this shitbag croaks.

30.09.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭😭

30.09.2025 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kursk 2.0?

30.09.2025 07:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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While vote counting in Moldova continues, it's already clear: Maia Sandu's PAS party is in the lead.

Moldova refused to be made a russian colony. It chooses Europe. It chooses freedom. 🇲🇩🥳

28.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 714    🔁 111    💬 17    📌 3

Such lovely weather 😻

26.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Helyi azt jelenti hogy Fonyód? Esetleg tudna nekem segíteni. Anya cicának már van helye az ivartalanítása után, de a két picivel mi lesz még nem tudjuk. Nálam már nincs hely sajnos. 7 macska azért elég.... 😑

26.09.2025 13:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If they shoot them down, then we're talking.

25.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Egy fél kiló sajttal minden jobb 🤤

25.09.2025 10:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top bloke that.

25.09.2025 07:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gute Besserung Mutti von Oszkár, Dezső, Dodi, Nudli und Erzsi 😽

25.09.2025 06:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My reaction to trans people is: Ok. So... What's for lunch? (I hope this qualifies as normal)

23.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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