Lorna The Flies

Telling myself "I'm in my sex in the city era", despite never watching that show, instantly heals any insecurities I have so I think I'm alright

I'm getting to the point where I'm realizing that if I want something serious with anybody, I will have to raise my standards... but unfortunately having very low standards is really fun

Faye Webster might be the last white girl left without a high school racist phase

the blob from monsters vs aliens looking to the left, completely dumbfounded and perplexed. It's an emotion that's hard to put into words.

I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!!

Love the laundromat. 2 weeks of depression laundry done in one machine done in one day.

Feel like a box of wet tissues

The annual lesbian vs bisexual pride discourse is so fucking annoying like give it a rest when are y'all gonna go outside

I'm a gay ass makeup artist and it's pride and I don't have any rainbow palettes. I feel like a FRAUD!

Interior of a drawer displaying a variety of perfumes, body oils, deodorants, lip balms, lotions and other beauty products.

Interior of a drawer displaying a variety of perfumes, body oils, deodorants, lip balms, lotions and other beauty products. Top-down view.

My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹

I hate when the bathroom vibes are all off

most irritating shit in the goddamn world and I'm the only one on my phone plan that gets spotty fucking connection I have no idea why

two text messages, cropped for privacy, both of them marked "not sent"

"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT

I need to take my tretinoin more regularly again but it's SUMMER ugh

like idk they're not like, fully right wing but the amount of stuff I've seen them let slide lately... idk bro

You ever feel like you're watching a friend lose their wokeness in real time... shit crazy

Everyday I feel more and more vindicated in dropping out of college and doing esthetics. The robots will never be able to do makeup.

I'm ngl I kinda like young posse just for the fact that their concept is so offensively over the top that it loops back to being really funny

If you liked my profile first and I match with you.... why don't you message me first?? bruh

I ate through a whole tin of Buc-ees cotton candy mints and I'm now paying the price.

it's like men that work office jobs wearing Carhartt and Levi's like it's fucking goofy

this is the most nitpicky hater thing ever but ppl wearing carabineers for fashion piss me off. girl where are your keys. do you have keys? do you own anything

smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton

Every once in a while I think about Chi Chi DeVayne...... man...

Like all of the good titty poses are for big tities

Nobody talks about how hard it is to pose with small titties

Currently fighting the strongest urges to buy stuff from work....... I got paid and *****'* * **** ********

Is rib removal worth it

Billie is 3/4 an EGOT at 23 (?) I don't think she's that much of a sore loser

I choose to believe that Billie was crying happy tears for Beyonce. Like everyone in the room knew how monumental that win was for her. Stop playing.

How do I moisturize my feet without putting wet sticky feet on the floor