Jerden

The USSR just needed Excel spreadsheets, I promise the planned economy would have worked if they had one of those to keep track of everything

Other branches = non-English writing - don't worry if you don't speak the language, we have a list of translations here to check out!
scp-int.wikidot.com/canon-hub

Since I'm mostly followed by SCP People here I'll promote the International Canon Contest I'm running, I'd like to encourage as many people as possible to participate. It's a team based contest intended to promote writing for canons from other branches!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/internationa...

The Old Spice and the Forbidden Spice...

Getting this kind of reaction from artists makes me glad to be part of the team who does this each month, thanks!

Nice try but I refused to read this

Basic economics, if demand exceeds supply then the price of the scarce good should increase, totally obvious.

Divide 7 billion by 100, it's a lot of people...

I promise we'll go full damnatio memoriae on you, nobody will even know your name ❤️

Pro as in "pro-choice", or as in "pro-wrestling"?

Seems like something that supermarkets that do deliveries could pretty easily capitalise on? Like a set menu at restaurants or something?

Of course, Mister Frodo. I'm coming with you!

A girl and the mushroom on her head... This, too, is Yuri.

Sadly, both groups contain people with shitty political opinions

This is the most pretentious opinion I hold, I make it pretty thick and use it as a vegetarian sandwich spread for carrot and hummus sandwiches.

Statistically speaking I am 0% of men

Silver lining - If they're willing to answer that question, you can't be that scary?

Also my reaction

If I were in the Pokemon universe I'd have a Tyranitar but I'd still call him my Little Baby, I don't think I'd be able to carry him though...

Based, best form of worldbuilding

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
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Proposed name for alternative tag: sexyp

If they looked like that picture I'm pretty sure that would freak a few people out...

A lot of SCP people have followed me, I guess the work I'm most proud of and best known for are the illustrations I made for the new version of the Foundation Facilities page scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:secure-f...
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Attaching a few of my favorite designs!

I do enjoy it's current form, but I would be interested in an update!

Yes and it will be me

No they are "listening books", normalise "I listened to a great book recently"