The USSR just needed Excel spreadsheets, I promise the planned economy would have worked if they had one of those to keep track of everything
31.12.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jerdenizen.bsky.social
SCP Author and logo artist
The USSR just needed Excel spreadsheets, I promise the planned economy would have worked if they had one of those to keep track of everything
31.12.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Other branches = non-English writing - don't worry if you don't speak the language, we have a list of translations here to check out!
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Since I'm mostly followed by SCP People here I'll promote the International Canon Contest I'm running, I'd like to encourage as many people as possible to participate. It's a team based contest intended to promote writing for canons from other branches!
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The Old Spice and the Forbidden Spice...
24.03.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Getting this kind of reaction from artists makes me glad to be part of the team who does this each month, thanks!
04.02.2025 08:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nice try but I refused to read this
19.01.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Basic economics, if demand exceeds supply then the price of the scarce good should increase, totally obvious.
15.01.2025 07:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Divide 7 billion by 100, it's a lot of people...
11.01.2025 06:59 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I promise we'll go full damnatio memoriae on you, nobody will even know your name โค๏ธ
09.01.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Pro as in "pro-choice", or as in "pro-wrestling"?
06.01.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Seems like something that supermarkets that do deliveries could pretty easily capitalise on? Like a set menu at restaurants or something?
06.01.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Of course, Mister Frodo. I'm coming with you!
05.01.2025 08:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A girl and the mushroom on her head... This, too, is Yuri.
03.01.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sadly, both groups contain people with shitty political opinions
24.12.2024 13:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is the most pretentious opinion I hold, I make it pretty thick and use it as a vegetarian sandwich spread for carrot and hummus sandwiches.
23.12.2024 07:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Statistically speaking I am 0% of men
22.12.2024 19:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Silver lining - If they're willing to answer that question, you can't be that scary?
19.12.2024 07:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also my reaction
18.12.2024 10:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I were in the Pokemon universe I'd have a Tyranitar but I'd still call him my Little Baby, I don't think I'd be able to carry him though...
16.12.2024 10:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Based, best form of worldbuilding
13.12.2024 13:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
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Proposed name for alternative tag: sexyp
11.12.2024 20:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If they looked like that picture I'm pretty sure that would freak a few people out...
01.12.2024 09:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A lot of SCP people have followed me, I guess the work I'm most proud of and best known for are the illustrations I made for the new version of the Foundation Facilities page scp-wiki.wikidot.com/art:secure-f...
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Attaching a few of my favorite designs!
I do enjoy it's current form, but I would be interested in an update!
30.11.2024 08:09 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes and it will be me
23.11.2024 07:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No they are "listening books", normalise "I listened to a great book recently"
19.10.2024 07:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0