A.K.A. Ned Caratacus

Both Kermit and Miss Piggy flirting with Sabrina Carpenter is ample proof The Muppets have had this crazy polyam pansexual jazz going on for decades I will not be silenced on this

A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

Next big multi-offset SCP is tentatively titled Requiem for a Quiznos. The Threll Dominion will be involved. Basically Mars Attacks! meets Office Space.

Bold of you to assume I’m any amount of good with money

A neon-styled illustration featuring Isabelle from Animal Crossing and Ellie's fursona. Isabelle is offscreen (pointed to in a lens-ish thing, like... indicator? Whatever, I'm tipsy) Isabelle's wearing a pink shirt and saying (s.p.) "my name is izzabizza animalcrnimal and i do not believe any interesting changes are about to happen to my physical form in a few seconds from now". Ellie, meanwhile, is pointing a massive steel cannon-ish thing thing pointed at Isabelle called "LE HOWTITZER (marque deux, properte de Noelle)" which turns boobs huge, as indicated by the helpful pictogram near the tally marks of boobs previously enhugened. Ellie's got her finger over the un-mollyguarded button whilst grinning evilly. There's an indicator for "TARGET CUP SIZE" and it's set to "JIMINY FUCKING CHRIST", which I'd imagine is a pretty decent size for breasts. Ellie's fursona is a chubby pink and red wolf-ish sorta creature with huge fluffy red hair. She's currently wearing a stereotypical mad scientist's outfit. Her goggles are red and have little heart lenses. Isabelle has precious nanoseconds remaining of a life of flatness.

A little birthday drawing for @giygasbandicoot.bsky.social . Happity bappity ya goob -- please use the Howtitzer responsibly. <3 #animalcrossing #furry

ೃ⁀➷ #Richette — #Richter does NOT play about #Annette. Trust.

#castlevania #castlevanianocturne #richterbelmont

(10/22) Era's friends and family have all been having it rough. It's just important to have perspective. Next page is the half way mark and the shift to the next big plot beat of Third Path!

#neverstone #thirdpath #litrpg #myart

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

If I ever met Crispin Glover, I’d ask to see his teeth. He never opens is mouth wide enough for me to have any concrete proof that he’s got more than two.

And now, time to make it weird at Chicago Cider Summit. Gimme those fuckin apples.

Don’t get me wrong, this game’s fun as hell and Asellus’s story is some grade A goth shit. But visually, this feels like what would happen if you built a JRPG with Geocities.

Now that Live-A-Live is done, I’m giving Saga Frontier a try. Never played it, but I’ve loved its music since high school.

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Jesus Ham Sandwich Christ, these graphics have NOT aged well

Birthday on the 6th! Would love the support!

Had a dream about Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs, like, there was a reboot. But the only thing different was Baby Sinclair:

- He exclusively spoke in Christian Bale Batman growling.
- His catchphrases were “You are NOT my goddamned mother.” and ”You love me because you have no choice.”
- He had a glock.

Finished the Live-A-Live remake. First off, it unquestionably FUCKED. But more than this,!something tells me that the original game was a huge inspiration for Undertale.

I mean, it’s all there. Themes of violence being addictive, True Odio’s first form is basically Omega Flowey, “Megalomania”…

Oh. Communism Will Win got unbanned from SCP.

…good. I missed that weirdo.

your honor this is just evidenceslop. the prosecution is only showing it off because it implies i'm guilty

Nero is asked how he feels about Vergil. Kyrie has a suggestion. #dmc

Pallit: Rainbow Sherbert, extra sprinkles!
Era: Not much of an ice cream guy…
Liv: Raspberry sorbet (because it looks like it’s bleeding)

Fitting music: m.youtube.com/watch?v=APUG...

YouTube video by Frozen Cereal Youtube Poop: Tidus' Apocalyptic Shitstorm of Laughter

Huh. James Arnold Taylor says he’s tired of people making fun of the laughing scene in FFX. Well, I guess I can respect his decision and—

JAT: Hay guize I’m voice acting in the Daily Wire’s fascist version of Bluey :D

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbV...

Noelle would be proud

Results from my a1c test

…I just reversed my prediabetes.

Screenshot from Live A Live’s Western chapter with a barkeep saying “he never slept, they said. Never slept and would never die…”

Me: hoo boy, this cowboy chapter looks totally wholesome, not a single Blood Meridian reference.

This fucking screenshot: henlo

Finally giving Live A Live (2002) a shot. Good LORD this shit is addictive.

Welcome to Chicago. The current temperature is “ASMR Give a Yuki-Onna a Cavity Search (5 hours)”

The foreman sighed. "Look, I'm working the night shift at Cheeseburg, and I have PhD in biology. Even my name tag has 'Dr.' on it, and people ask why I'm even here behind a deep fryer, and not in a laboratory some-where. Each time, I laugh and say 'me too' or 'that's student loan debt for ya' so that I don't break down in tears, which would violate food safety regs. Half of us are single parents. Timmy Boy invested his life savings in a deli meats company the day before someone contracted Phiscaean turbo-leprosy from the imitation bologna. Point being, Chazz: we live in Celsior Central, so that gun of yours can't do anything to us that hasn't already happened inside. Our only hope is that we can be put to work to help someone else out of the same misery that addictions, human cruelty, and corporate greed have brought upon us—like the defendant here — so that just maybe, our lives aren't completely wasted in this world." [Centurion Chazz is too bummed out to kill anyone.] "THE DEFENDANT WILL STOP CLAPPING!" said the Seraph. "Sorry," said Noah. Chazz pocketed his gun, hanging his head. "Damn, that'sI'm sorry. All this time, I've blamed the problems in my life on elves and women, but I'm starting to think that maybe everyone's knee deep in the same misery as everyone else. If we don't realize this, and work together to build a brighter future for our—" [Chopiel - Toss Judge's Bench] Wham! The truck landed midspeech, and Chazz became a smear of red entrails on the pavement.

Mainstream LitRPG: The self-insert‘s number is going up again! Let’s throw him another catgirl to celebrate.

Neverstone: The sunfish in a jockstrap pulls out a glock. War and systemic abuse shapes a nation to swallow itself whole. Here’s a lesbian eating a car. Hell Yeah.

#booksky #litrpg #fantasy

Can I still call it my comfort ship if I made these goobers?

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9902

Tech bros and feces and Pallit, oh my!