A.K.A. Ned Caratacus

i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,

lrt I'll even do you one better. everyone deserves to abuse SNAP because food is a basic human right.

Happy hallowed weenis ya greasy weasels. Here’s me as Rasputin.

Happy Halloween, mongrels.
I appreciate you.

Sorry ghost traditionalists but haunting people while you’re still alive is just better. Like I have this friend who borrowed a book a while ago and never returned it, and the other night I followed him around his house opening his kitchen cabinets and booing him, and you know what? Got my book back

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an image of an antique Halloween postcard featuring a little girl holding a candle and looking back over her shoulder at a child-clown with his face poking through a broken mirror. The caption on the card reads: "Should your curiosity prompt you wrong and you look in the mirror too soon, you will see instead of your love true, a clown or perhaps a loon."

Coulrophobia [KOHL-ruh-FOH-bee-yuh]
(n.)
- An abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns.

Example Sentence:
“From that evening forward, Johnnie suffered from what the school counselor, with professional detachment, labeled acute coulrophobia.”

…yeeeah, look, guys, I’d love to join in on the whole “yaaay indie #Palworld sticking it to big corporate #Pokemon” party. Unfortunately, the fact that Palworld uses AI generated art means I’m actively wishing that everyone who worked on it would deepthroat a cheese grater. 🫠

A lion, covered in robes, staring in terror at an unfathomable sight: the robes on the floor turning into hands grasped in prayer, facing towards a closet containing an orb of purity.

👑 SCP ANTHOLOGY 2025 — DAY 10 👑

I have seen fire enough; fire that burns, consumes, screams. I do not wish to see any more.

SCP-9987 — Keter: A White and Shining Fire, by Tufto
scpwiki.com/scp-9987

*("But Dave, who is Moonbird?" I made up a pretty bird that lives on the Moon as my new god five minutes ago, fuck you)

"Ughh, this story is too political, --" My brother in Moonbird*, every story with a conflict in it has a political message. You just don't like *this* message.

Hell, even something as simple as a hero saving a princess from a dragon: "Animal cruelty is justified if the monarchy is threatened."

Thinking about joining ICE and collecting that $50,000 and then just looking for cats in whatever city they send me to until I get fired

YouTube video by forrestfire101 The Duck Song

I am one bad day away from posting the entirety of the gritty one act play I wrote during a panic attack about the Duck Song as a bsky thread.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1...

#FallSeason #Halloween #GMLGB #Booksky

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

orange cat Adonis curled up looking like baby snoopy

baby snoopy curled up looking like Adonis

spot the difference (there isn't one)

Nope, but the guy behind it does

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Depends on the width of the pipes they have in stock.

For Era? It depends, but thanks to the Koscheis’ lies, the average bloke on the street is probably a little afraid of him.

Era doesn’t mind if people are afraid of him. If they keep their distance, he gets more alone time, right? If anything, being worshipped as a hero is voggin’ embarrassing.

-BOUND TO THE DARK WORLD-

A project 2 years in the making
A ROMHACK of Earthbound that recreates Deltarune Chapter 1 in its entirety
Experience Deltarune as if it were made in the 90's

Available (for free!) October 31st, 2025
See you on Halloween

Michigan Democrats propose $900M plan to save state's SNAP benefits during shutdown

Great news for Michigan families! 🥳 State Democrats have proposed a $900M plan to safeguard essential SNAP benefits, ensuring continued food security for residents during any potential shutdown. #Michigan #SNAPBenefits #FoodSecurity

the entire tech industry

Wikipedia is an example of “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."

#wikipedia

for all of my criticisms of modern metroid it's hard to get too worked up when the games i fell in love with ended on a high note with a satisfying resolution

Jack Kirby, The Demon #3 (1972)

Jack Kirby, The Demon #3 (1972)

Norman Rockwell’s “freedom of speech” painting where that one guy in a brown jacket is standing up at a meeting and saying some shit that everyone else hates.

Borderlands 4 was fun.

Absofuckinglutely.

National Health Service makes morning-after pill available for free across pharmacies in England

Fantastic news for reproductive health in England! The NHS is now offering the morning-after pill for free at pharmacies, significantly improving access and support for everyone. 💊 #NHS #HealthcareAccess #England

I feel like I'm the only person who isn't having sex with Pennywise the Clown. Everyone else is doing It. :(