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Caleb Roehrig

@calebroehrig.bsky.social

Octuple threat, writer of things, (former) Hollywood trash

491 Followers  |  174 Following  |  106 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  2.0985

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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

28.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 1406    🔁 307    💬 15    📌 9

SERIOUSLY. As my professor once said: “Being in character on camera is acting. Being in character offstage is psychosis.”

19.12.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥰🥹🫶

17.12.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you, Ian 🥹🫶

10.12.2025 09:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been 84 years… 😵‍💫

09.12.2025 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TELL ME ABOUT IT 🤯

08.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cover art is by Teo Skaffa!

08.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

Pictured is the cover art for CREEPY KID by Caleb Roehrig. A boy in a black hoodie stands at center of frame, looking up at a red-knee tarantula perched on his head. Behind him, beyond some crooked iron gates and tilted headstones, stands a dilapidated old house with a spectral being visible in an upstairs window.

🚨 COVER REVEAL!! 🚨 I am so thrilled to share the cover for my upcoming debut middle grade title, CREEPY KID! It’s about a boy whose new house is haunted by two ghosts—and only he can help them move on. It comes out on August 25, but it’s available for preorder now!

📚: bookshop.org/beta-search?...

08.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

I don’t know which three ghosts visited her, but I’m gonna venmo them $5 each

22.11.2025 09:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

05.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 368    🔁 94    💬 5    📌 5
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This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift

05.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

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Oh wow—congratulations!!

02.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

22.08.2025 19:39 — 👍 5771    🔁 1410    💬 67    📌 61

Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! 😅

16.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!!

15.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

21.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 7029    🔁 1417    💬 34    📌 19
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I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social

#booksky

18.07.2025 11:03 — 👍 34    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 1

ZACK! MORRIS!! 🗣

28.06.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
FINALIST

British Fantasy Awards 2025

Best Anthology

And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯

We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.

23.06.2025 11:07 — 👍 89    🔁 23    💬 6    📌 11

Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:

Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.

22.06.2025 04:29 — 👍 877    🔁 210    💬 2    📌 7

This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!

14.06.2025 22:31 — 👍 1907    🔁 513    💬 13    📌 7

Lmfaoooo I can HEAR this sign! Go get ‘em, Coily!!

14.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the home decor version of those park benches with spikes on them to hurt homeless people

12.06.2025 07:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️

10.06.2025 07:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It takes less time to get from Santa Monica to San Diego than it does to downtown

09.06.2025 08:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t explain it, but this collection absolutely feels like something Lionel Hutz would have unveiled

31.05.2025 07:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, wow—thank you so much for this. It really means a lot coming from someone whose work I really admire 😭❤️

15.05.2025 15:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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