Caleb Roehrig

This is what it feels like to be the last person on the internet who is Normal about Taylor Swift

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Oh wow—congratulations!!

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

A social media game is great, fight is great. But this, this is the kind of *action* every governor needs to be taking.

Thank you!! And who knows…maybe I’ll manage it someday?! 😅

Happy birthday!!

In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.

I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! is back in stock at proud-geek.co.uk. It’s a queer sci-fi anthology collecting Seventeen stupidly fun, often horny pulp sci-fi and fantasy stories published by @bonabooks.bsky.social

#booksky

ZACK! MORRIS!! 🗣

FINALIST British Fantasy Awards 2025 Best Anthology And a picture of the deluxe hardback of "I Want That Twink Obliterated!", surrounded by tentacles.

I Want That Twink… Nominated?! 🤯

We’re over the moon (and beyond) that IWTTO! is a finalist at the BFAs.

Trying to explain to my former Gen Z intern what the second Iraq War was like (he was 1 when it started), and honestly:

Just know that every war in my lifetime has been started by a Republican president. Please remember that, no matter what bucket of lies the GOP tries to sell you, younger voters.

This is a reference to the iconic,
Pulitzer-winning image of a Vietnam War protester. He later moved to SF, renamed himself Hibiscus and formed a drag troupe called the Cockettes. Happy Pride!

Lmfaoooo I can HEAR this sign! Go get ‘em, Coily!!

This is the home decor version of those park benches with spikes on them to hurt homeless people

I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s since they pulled their ads from Ellen’s sitcom after she came out in 1997, and I haven’t used an Uber since they broke the strike line at JFK in 2017. It’s never too late to hold a grudge ☺️

It takes less time to get from Santa Monica to San Diego than it does to downtown

I can’t explain it, but this collection absolutely feels like something Lionel Hutz would have unveiled

Oh, wow—thank you so much for this. It really means a lot coming from someone whose work I really admire 😭❤️

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Warming my cold hands on the furious outrage over the Woke Marxist Pope ☺️

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

Congratulations!!! 🥰

This is relatable! See also: any time Bette Davis plays an unhinged maybe-murderess!!

“And starring Ted Cassidy as Abraham Lincoln as Jocelyn Wildenstein”

What in the Scooby Doo villain—

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"

Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

Imagine having more money, power, and influence than 99% of the planet and using it all to foment violence and discrimination against a tiny minority group. What a soulless use of a privileged life.

COMMOTION!! 🗣🔊