Alexander Greenberg

Alexander Greenberg

@alexandergreenberg.bsky.social

Not (yet) a lawyer. Cocktails, food and wine, Nuggets basketball. My dog's name is Lana.

1,645 Followers 10,637 Following 666 Posts Joined Aug 2023
2 weeks ago

It my fanfic version of this, he freezes up midsentence, shouts, "No, mommy, I don't want to go to hell! Please don't take me to hell!" Then dies on the spot.

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2 weeks ago
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two quail are standing in a grassy field with a tiktok watermark ALT: two quail are standing in a grassy field with a tiktok watermark
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2 weeks ago

I think I hate the American hockey team now.

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2 weeks ago

Someone needs to make a "Great White Hype" type satire about MMA and what a fucking grift it is.

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2 weeks ago

I don't think the expectation of privacy holds good in a school hallway. Courts typically interpret it pretty narrowly.

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2 weeks ago

Narrator: It was not, in fact, the beginning of SCOTUS correcting the immunity decision.

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1 month ago

is negligible, etc. The problem is that these issues take more than a sentence to explain, and so people who don't have intelligence or patience will gravitate toward the more commonsensical approach.

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1 month ago

paragraph to explain. Supporters of voter ID argue something to the effect of "How could you not support such a commonsensical measure?" Opponents rightly argue that voter ID laws will disproportionately impact women and people who have changed their names, that people voting under false identities

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1 month ago

Thinking about the voter ID issue and how a lot of the division between Republicans and Dems that don't come down to malice or religion have to do with wedge issues that, if you fall on one side, seem commonsensical, but that if you actually study them, are not, and that require more than a

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1 month ago

Nah, should be a defender.

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1 month ago

So the MVP has to be a defensive player, right?

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1 month ago

No one drinks anymore.

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1 month ago

Say what?

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1 month ago

Haven't seen a single musician in the Epstein Files. I kind of think Epstein didn't really care about music.

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1 month ago

1. CIA
2. Air Force
3. Navy
4. Marines
5. Coast Guard
6. Army (lowest iq branch)

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1 month ago

Feeling a short is the right move on this

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1 month ago

Bannon, Miller.

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1 month ago

The left's refusal of simple electoralism has been at least as damaging.

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1 month ago
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French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France on Saturday evening in the hope of having the artillery shell dislodged from his anus.

Even more wild, it's happened before: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

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1 month ago

Eraserhead is great.

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1 month ago

My hatred of Aronofsky justified.

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1 month ago

Be fun when we have to call a game on account of "loud explosion followed by unidentified white substance falling on field"

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1 month ago

The current state of affairs has taught me that no matter what you think micro-dosing is doing for you, personally, it's fucking up the world. Your ketamine-addled brain cannot be trusted to make high-level decisions. Period.

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1 month ago

Any Democrat with a pair of stones would remove the first clause in that sentence. Abolishing ICE is the moderate position at this point.

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1 month ago

Oh. Well shit

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1 month ago

Chicken shit.

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1 month ago

I'm confused. The vote hasn't happened yet.

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1 month ago

He's the Treasury Secretary. He shouldn't even be invited on the show to discuss these things.

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1 month ago

Why is anyone asking the Treasury Secretary his opinion?

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1 month ago

Why is the treasury secretary commenting on this at all?

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