The Detroit Door Whore

The Detroit Door Whore

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Jake, he/him, need your door fixed? Or a new one? I can do the hell out of that. Just let me know I got a mortgage to pay yall.

9 Followers 20 Following 5 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 year ago

Dude he was in Fallout New Vegas too. Kristopherson fuckin rules.

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1 year ago
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Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs Bill Burr doesn't want to eat the rich ... but he does want to kill them.

glad someone is finally saying it lol

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1 year ago
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
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1 year ago

I accidentally wrote installers the first time but I meant salesmen but either way I ain't doing that shit lmao

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1 year ago
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When I say we got the dumbest salesman in the world here at Jan Door I fuckin mean it

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1 year ago

that's my nagus!!!

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1 year ago

The most dangerous game used to be hunting man, but games have come a long way. Now it's probably electrified Yoshi's island.

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1 year ago
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Back to school, back to school...

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1 year ago
bugs in a tux: I wish all HEALTHCARE EXECUTIVES a very pleasant DAY SPENT WONDERING IF YOU'RE NEXT
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1 year ago
a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"

dudes rock

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