Funny Display Name that's also sexy and kinda gay

I was very horny at work today sending dirty txt messages to the hubby.

Good morning

What if I—

Getting ready for Valentine's dinner with the husband. Hope you celebrate however the hell you want today (including not at all).

I don't mind if you can see my dick through my pants. But I do mind if you can see my dick through my pants and it doesn't look good.

I absolutely love a show off. A video of a man flopping around his soft cock is catnip for me.

I wish it were against me instead

Happy Friday to this ally king, wherever he is.

Another mirror selfie of me wearing a black long sleeve shirt and gray sweatpants; aforementioned sweatpants have been dropped just low enough for me to flop my freshly waxed sagggy balls on top… barely featured: my lil uncut dick

It’s cutting is close, but here’s one for waxed willy Wednesday:

Come rinse off with me 💦

Relaxed Papa.

Left a space for ya, Lad.

A chair is still a chair.
Even when there’s no one sitting there.
#TummyTuesday

🪑🔨🐼

Freshly out of the shower after 12 hours of rest. Was a very long week

Have a beautiful weekend

Craving your attention and DMs, friends

Bloop

And why wouldn't you? It's one of the few places in our society where you're allowed to be naked

a pic of me after a shower wet and soft

happy fat cock friday from the bathroom of my family’s rural house

You never fail to get me rock hard

A grayscale nude mirror selfie of me (a bearded, chubby, hairy, small dicked gay) with a tired smirk on my face.

Lookin chonky and tired for Monochrome Monday #mcm #smalldick #unhung #gaybear

Here we go

MM

Maybe one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

Say hi 😈

1. Chonky bear

✨ W I D E ✨

I have to wait for March because fresh tattoos and hot chlorinated water don't mix.

Sounds like we need to coordinate a spa world trip

One thing I love about the Korean spa is that everyone is naked but there's no back room to go fool around, so it's just casual nudity with no expectation of fucking.

In the age of apps, I can find someone to have sex with very easily. But finding someone to be casually nude with, especially without the expectation that it leads to sex, that's difficult.

Yes! Absolutely! It means we're comfortable around each other. It means you're confident. It means sharing a level of intimacy. The lack of inhibition. It's sometimes exhilarating enough on its own that I don't need to have sex with the person.