Off-Duty Incubus

Mario getting ready to take flight while wearing the Wing Cap.

Happy Mario Day!⭐️🪽

#Mario #SuperMario #MAR10Day

Merry Christmas Bradford 🫶

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK🪽✨ #PaSwG #PantyAndStocking

Me (from the shower): Siri isn’t safe to shower during a thunderstorm?
Siri:
Siri: something went wrong

The image is a six panel black and white comic. The first panel shows a young girl with messy hair looking around as a few notable memes from the early 2000's hover behind her, such as "keyboard cat" and "caramelldansen". The girl is saying "haha. Funny." In the second panel the same girl, slightly older now, looks around as more memes from the early 2010's slowly move past behind her, such as "nyan cat" and "doge" and other notable memes. She is saying "hehe" Panel three is zoomed out a bit more, showing more of the woman, now with even more memes from the late 2010's moving quickly behind her, significantly blurred. She is less enthusiastic now, saying only "hm". Panel four now shows her in the middle of the panel, bewildered as many memes from 2020-2024 whiz past behind her at a speed that has the images almost completely blurred. A second humanoid figure from the right leans in and says "Hey, have you seen that new meme?" Panel five shows a similar image, now with the girl looking around at the memes behind her in thought. In panel six she looks back to the figure to the right and simply utters "rizzler."

It’s me

Back view of Morrigan in a bikini and high heels

Morrigan

落合さんとアミアミの服

OBSESSED with this shit lately

I feel like Edward Elric but 1000x slower

SAME. Been shaving my beard to look as nice as possible, and I even bought a snazzy new winter outfit.

And so many women specifically are dressed CRAZY GOOD, and I wish I could be them!!

I don't have gender dysphoria, but I do have gender envy.

GENVY.

went to tin some wires tonight and

Literally losing the ability to even look at social media (other than this)

at first it was just procrastinating answering messages but I’m just

slowly losing interest in it and the FOMO/envy/information overload it brings me entirely

3D printer broke again

I’m gonna be a fucking engineer by the time this thing works correctly for a week straight

🤡

essential to ANY wardrobe 🧥

Can I get a HOOT HOOT 🗣️🦉

RELEASE THE HORDE 🐖🐖🐖

so jealous of snakes and lizards and their retractable cocks

like what do you mean I can’t be a Ken Doll at will

ASMR is functionally horse tranquilizer to me

they're chipped and should therefore be denominated as cyborgs in the marketplace

weirdly fucked up that my $500 vet bill didn't have any Cyber Monday discounts

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

thanos from avengers infinity war is holding a piece of gold in his hands ALT: thanos from avengers infinity war is holding a piece of gold in his hands

you putting the ring on with the rest of that bling

running up on a mf like

Hell yeah

no need to rush room 🍄💨

wait this is so cool what are you working on?? 🍄‍🟫👀

peachy picnic 🍄 #princesspeach

A pixel art rendition of a magnemite sleeping in a field of vines and flowers. It is rusted, basking in the sun, with a happy expression. Forget-me-nots are growing in the corner.

🌱 Overgrown 🌿

Let the operation begin 😷