Vamp Fatale

Hm. Did you eat today? What exactly happened? [She wasn’t about to let it slide. She side eyed the man with amber eyes as she started the car.]

Don’t make me drive you to a hospital.

It’s not the point.

[She sighed, looking over at the manager]

A charge? No. He didn’t ask for this. He shouldn’t pay extra for your mistake. That’s just basic courtesy, no?

He wasn’t joking about me getting him pregnant.

Listen, you know how strict my diet is. Give it to a fan or something. They’d love that.

[She looks over at the manager.]

Yes. He asked for no pickles. Could he have a fresh burger, please?

Don’t get used to it, sweetie.

[She shot him an amused sneer. Probably joking. Probably. She guided him towards her car, hoping that he wasn’t spotted in his weakened state, and opened the door for him to get in. Once she got in, she almost sounded concerned.]

Did it happen again?

Lella.❦ YES I feel like he made even Edgelordstinien giggle at his puns tbh

But now the whole burger will still taste like pickles. And you don’t want that, no? Just get a new burger. Easy.

Oh no. Is the little honey bee going to cry~!

Letters? That’s it? At least that’s easy enough. “I’m sorry you’re offended”. That’s the best I can offer, I’m afraid.

You absolutely DO. And you still need to show me this cafe with the jellies. I’m intrigued.

“Hah, exactly. Can you imagine? You’d probably be called ‘bro’ every other sentence.” She chuckled to herself.

“I’m using it as blackmail material.
Nothing more.”

Liar.

[Eyes rolled, but she still slipped an arm around his waist and with surprising care, she hoisted him up]

Come on, you. Let’s go.

Lella.❦ Please I need this I love him so much, I feel like Estinien remembers him fondly

The Tyrant & Vamp Fatale on their way to The Arcadion

[ #ffxivart #syphart #ffxiv ]

You’re definitely squirming. It’s hilarious.

Poachers? Urgh. Sounds well deserved. You’re doing great sweetie. I’d be applauding if I was there.

[She’s holding out the burger.]

No, no, you paid good money for it. Be a darling and make him a new burger, yes?

You’re getting nothing done if you overwork yourself. Come on. I’m taking you home.

[She’s waving the burger at some hapless employee already. Fuck the line.]

Hey. You. Yes you. He asked for no pickles.

Certain. Absolutely certain. Although sticking a needle into a bee does have a certain charm.

Sounds perfect. I’ll meet you there. I already have a few ideas I’d like to run past you. [She laughs.]

Meet me by the Neon Stein?

… Vamp said this would be a good use of my newfound free time.
Happy Sunday I suppose.

[Upcoming clothing collab.]
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// #gpose

I mean, that’d be nice. [Her tone is also joking; her lips twitched with amusement as she spoke.]

You have no excuse. You need to listen to your body. It’s important.

It’s a fun fight, I’ll give you that.

What did you do, anyway? I’m surprised you haven’t already broken out.

“Of course I want to know what that impudent bitch is writing about me. Wouldn’t you? Imagine if one of the Xtremes wrote about you.”

A dramatic sigh left her lips.

“Maybe I’ll read it. Later. I wouldn’t want to give her views.”

Because watching you squirm is hilarious. Like an insect.

No. You asked for it. I’ll tell them.

[She’s marching off to the counter already]

Use your words. You don’t normally have trouble with that mouth of yours.

Awww look at her. Isn’t she sweet and made of pure honey. Isn’t she lovely?

Nuh uh. We’re busting you out. It’s a far bigger crime to put you in air jail when you’re looking so fantastic.