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The Mayor's Office wants a more affordable New York for game developers (and everyone else)

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when i had a job that made me get up at 4 in the morning my phone alarm was a crunchy .wav of fortune saying, "today's another bad day!"

now if any handsome asian men are looking to correct the ratio we can talk. THEY might not be "your" women but i can be for a night or two 💃

this series of posts brought to you by a subwaytakes where an asian guy complained about white men dating asian women and when asked what race his girlfriend was he sheepishly mumbled, "white..." like boy shut the FUCK up they're not "your" women!

"the human brain isn't done growing until 25"

false! your cells keep dividing until you die. only corpses should be allowed to fuck since only they have witnessed the span of an entire human life and thus are capable of informed consent

i think im sick of hearing people's takes about interracial dating and age gaps. sick of takes on other people's relationships generally, but i really don't want to hear about the woke reason you oppose miscegenation or be exposed to how you think the human brain ages

really excited to see how the draft intersects with the amab chud base

i was a cool mom and i literally did this. that's also how i learned to appreciate the cartoon network cuts of dragon ball

this is old enough now that the cool dad under discussion is using classic anime

"i hope nobody i know ever gets full access to my search engine history or web history generally" is an almost universal modern terror! and they keep fucking it up so bad!!!

It’s true 😭

i know im almost forty because i alllllmost use my magic wand and butt plugs more for back/pelvic pain than for actual sex stuff

dawg look at the tourists that still come here under trump

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

NYC RESIDENT: damn who farted just now

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

it's an unbelievably good accessory and the first thing my eye notices every time i look at the image

im rama's two pound belt buckle

trans women and muslim women are neck and neck in the race to see who can provoke white anglosphere feminists to unambiguous public incel behavior fastest

favorite part of babies is watching them try a new thing and holding them up like rafiki in the lion king to announce them as the world's next great athlete/heartbreaker/musician. makes one feel like a bene gesserit watching the kwisatz haderach figure out how to roll balls

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

you were born! you were born!!!!!

happy (late) mar10 day