Wow, SCOTUS got one right. #religiouscharterschools

Too bad SCOTUS said he's immune from everything. He just will claim part of his presidential duties and it's over.

Hey Trump supporters...you can't hate Communism and love a Communist dictator. Pick a lane folks.

I think voting for kids with cancer is more important than standing for one.

Best summation of our economic policy I have seen so far...

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care -The Onion

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
theonion.com/health-insur...

"Why is Elon Musk running the government, I didn't vote for him." - Trump voters in 6 months.

I would post that Matt Gaetz is about to go through some shit...but we know him paying underage women for sex won't hurt him in MAGA world. He's now a hero to them.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

We don't need any new gun laws. We will have plenty of thoughts and prayers to protect kids in schools.

Looks like Trump and RFK are going to make polio great again...

Every time the Evil Terrapin McConnell criticizes Trump I laugh. That piece of shit was the one who installed him into office. History will remember Moscow Mitch as the guy who gave away democracy for federal judges. #pieceofshit

This is just a reminder that Ted Cruz is a HUGE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

A little louder for the folks in the back:

The development of vaccines is likely the greatest achievement of mankind.

www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...

As an American, as much as I hate him...I want Trump to be successful. But he's a complete fucking moron and will really shit the bed on many issues over and over again.

Once Elected...
Simply summed up beautifully👌👏

Will someone please check on Tulsi Gabbard? She must be beside herself that her boyfriend Assad has run away from home.

I'm sure having Leon recommend AI be used in government won't end really badly for humanity. I mean he's not an idiot or anything. Look how well X is doing.

Sadly this never happened...should have.

I'm going to sell windmill cancer insurance.

Why this was never utilized was beyond me...

The Department of WWEducation is the funniest shit I heard all day.

This is good

Trump: "We're gonna do things that have been really needed for a long time," he said. "One day voting, voter ID, proof of citizenship."

If the plan doesn’t include free IDs, automatic registration, and a voting holiday, it’s not about fairness—it’s about suppression.

I don't think he ever sees a trial. Too many people protecting him.