๐–ฃ๐–บ๐—๐–พ ๐–ฒ.

๐–ฃ๐–บ๐—๐–พ ๐–ฒ.

@mccoolest.bsky.social

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐˜†๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐–ง๐–พ/๐–ง๐—‚๐—† โœฆ ๐–จ๐—‡๐–ฝ๐—‚๐–พ-๐—‰๐—ˆ๐—‹๐—๐—‹๐–บ๐—’๐–บ๐—… โœฆ ๐—†๐–ฝ๐—‡๐—‚ & ๐—๐–บ๐–ป๐—ˆ๐—ˆ ๐–ฝ๐—‡๐—‚ โœฆ ๐—๐—‹๐—‚๐—๐—‚๐—‡๐—€ ๐–ผ๐— : +๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿช โ€” ๐—ˆ๐–ผ๐–ผ๐–บ๐—Œ๐—‚๐—ˆ๐—‡๐–บ๐—… ๐—Œ๐—Ž๐—€๐—€๐–พ๐—Œ๐—๐—‚๐—๐–พ ๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ ๐—‡๐—Œ๐–ฟ๐— โœฆ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜†โฅ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†/๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ โœฆ ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป + ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป: ๐š๐ฏ๐จ๐œ๐š๐๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฒ

307 Followers 383 Following 318 Posts Joined Aug 2025
1 week ago

Faygo was pumped through the plumbing instead of tap water. The new national pastime was having type 2 diabetes. And the national anthem was replaced by a 3 minute high-reverb audio clip of President Jay farting into a microphone while laughing.

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1 month ago

Dave: > Arrive in a fiery explosion

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2 months ago

spookyโฅ

coming back soon i prommy..... jsdhfkj holiday retail

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3 months ago
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Solely to repost on my accs.

Indeterminate Hiatus. For my own mental well being, I am taking a break. I don't know when I will be back or what accs I will keep when I return. If you need to contact me, ask for discord.

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4 months ago

...

aw fuck

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4 months ago

whos problem

whuh

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4 months ago

what is her fucking problem

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4 months ago

him in even closer. This was very uncool and unsmooth of you, Strider.]

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4 months ago

it was more like a dam had burst and all those feelings you covered with thinly veiled shitty jokes had erupted.

You pull away again to suck in some air; you're not some fish you remind yourself, and press your face into the grey skin.

Fingers curl into Karkats shirt as you try to pull

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4 months ago

[ Your breath has gown heavy and rapid, your face feels overly hot and flushed. Somehow, you just can't get close enough, feverishly pressing your lips to the trolls seeking more and more contact.

All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,

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4 months ago

spookyโฅ

if i missed anything lmk

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4 months ago

spookyโฅ

SORRY THISNIS LAATEEEE

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4 months ago

[ You shrug, but then give Karkats question some actual thought. Why ARE they called the same thing..?]

.. i dont actually know to be honest with you

no fucking idea

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4 months ago

spookyโฅ

im so sorru this is laTE

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4 months ago

> Dave: make heart hands

no

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4 months ago

spookyโฅ

*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it

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4 months ago

adoration from beneath your eyelashes.

Most people close their eyes when kissing, you know. But somehow, you feel if you close your eyesโ€” when you open them again, he won't be there.]

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4 months ago

flounder lowerโ€” grasping and pulling at the the trolls waist to pull him closer.

As if that were even physically possible? Any closer and you would be smashing your skulls together.

Those cool glasses of yours are pushed further into your hair; you sneak glances at that object of your

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4 months ago

[ You suck in air the moment Karkats lips leave yours in that brief and dreadful moment. Did you forget how to breathe entirely, or were you just practicing holding?

Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands

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5 months ago

spookyโฅ

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

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5 months ago

spookyโฅ

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

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6 months ago

fumbling at it!]

> Dave: Cup those cheeks.

[ You reach up, cupping Karkats face in your hands. You're kind of lousy at this.. but you dont really mind that, or mind the trolls teeth either.]

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6 months ago

[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but noโ€” you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.

All that talk and you're

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6 months ago

> Dave: Act surprised!

what the helly..

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6 months ago

spookyโฅ

WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING

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6 months ago

> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.

for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food

[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]

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6 months ago

got it right okay

so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing

sort of

kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism

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6 months ago

...

nnnnooooo

[Yes you fucking did.]

its not shitty its got uh

nuts in it

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6 months ago

suggests; pressing your lips against his in a quick and almost clumsy manner.

You've built it up so much in your head over the years that you nearly knocked your head into his. Very smooth!]

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6 months ago

[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.

You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]

> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.

[ You do just as that little voice in your head

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