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Final Fantasy Enthusiast
Retro collector since I can’t call myself a gamer if I don’t have time to play the games.
Wanna be Magic the Gathering player
Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
