@derp-u-shire.bsky.social
A 25 year old honze tryin to be a BIG SHOT Taken by the fuzzybuns @boobledook Minors/peds/zoos DNI. NSFW, coms closed
And in the first half of this story, we'll see who wins, a horse? Or a nuclear warhead!
11.10.2025 12:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hard to believe #MLPFiM turns 15 today!! Even though I've only been a Brony for 2.5 years or so, it's certainly had a huge impact on me (moreso on my waistline! π)
π¨ - @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @kafrizzzle.bsky.social & @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
#MLP #pony #sugarbee #WG #inflation #NSFW
I can be trusted around highly pressurized materials ππ½ππ½
05.10.2025 23:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Y U S
05.10.2025 23:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Blimptober Day 5 - Parade
Itβs a PokΓ© Horse Blimp Parade! And that Galarian Rapidash seems to be having fun teasing the Spectrier~ Theyβre probably GFs
Been wanting to puff a lot of the PokΓ©mon Horses for a while now so this just felt like a great time to do it!
Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
22.09.2025 18:10 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Sure thing! I appreciate it!
05.10.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ya can grab'm any time! They're open for a good long while!
05.10.2025 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Heh ya got a horsie ya wanna throw on in there?
05.10.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuckin yikes...
04.10.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
03.10.2025 08:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STAY AWAY FROM MY BALLS EVIL LAB COAT WEARIN BINCH NUGGET
03.10.2025 08:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Much thanks heheh
01.10.2025 17:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Halloweeeeeeeenor
01.10.2025 14:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0The Irish Cream cartel is after my milk molar, and the vampire cow is come to suck my calcium through my big toe. Needless to say, these Edibles ain't shit n I'm gonna go meet the bitch who invented corners n kick their he/she/they/them ass for makin them so fuckin painful to stub ya toe on it smh
29.09.2025 01:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Surf'n'Turf
26.09.2025 16:59 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Oh they do, at cons, meet ups, n to us
22.09.2025 19:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Literally everything that he's told people about his life has been a lie, more and more things seem to keep piling up and it's getting ridiculous, and even worse is that he lives under the same roof as my partner so enough is enough
22.09.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The only reason that I decided to go ahead and expose his ass is that he's actively manipulating my partner into letting him stay, I've grown tired of havin to deal with him so this was the last straw
22.09.2025 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
22.09.2025 18:10 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
So I try not to be political on this site but let me get this straight, we're supposed to mourn Charlie Kirk the one who openly says trans n queer folks should not exist, the guy who pushes replacement theory, the guy who has radical views on minorities, that guy, the popular conspiracy theorist...
11.09.2025 01:07 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A piece I did for a friend's birthday uwu
09.09.2025 15:34 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Shtinky
09.09.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Brand new sneak peek of the new post on my Patreon!
08.09.2025 23:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Don't balloons get bigger the farther up they get..?"
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Tal? He's a thoroughbred Unicorn who deserves nothing but the best!
Too much you say? No such thing. He earned it.
Art by Dandyduke on FA
Tal belongs to the lovely @genieric.bsky.social
"W-what do you mean I'm not fit for battle? I'm in almost PERFECT shape!"
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"No I don't know where the Captain's entire oat supply went.."
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