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Depeche Chode

@immaterial95.bsky.social

Awkward possum guy 18+ ONLY (no exceptions) NSFW every once in a while If you know me irl, avert thine eyes 📍PA

261 Followers  |  251 Following  |  1,054 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.5843

Latest posts by immaterial95.bsky.social on Bluesky

TEEAAAA good luck!!

14.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Same twin!

14.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Comfortably outside outside with no sweatshirt and I feel like I’m on molly

14.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And same to you!!

14.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REAL LETS WAKE THAT UP

14.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooooooh this is an idea if I’ve ever seen one

14.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ty

13.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It is indeed!

13.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wuthering Heights soundtrack- 9/10
Wuthering Heights movie- 1/10

So using girl math, that makes a 10/10🥳🥳🥳

13.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PERIODDD

12.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This movie taught me the importance of minding my business.

12.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Live?? Oh I’m jealous😵

11.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Smiling while wearing Have A Nice Life Merch? I doubt it

11.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a new day in the work room!

11.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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My ex drunk texting my dad at 4 AM to start a fight is so-

10.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YESSIR🫡

09.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CHARLIIIIIIIII

09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’ve watched enough drag race to know there’s a reveal under that”
Oh ok fuck my drag I guess

09.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Introduce yourself with 5 songs

The 1975- Love Me
The Cramps- Garbage Man
Björk- Cocoon
Prince- 1999
Siouxsie and the Banshees- Dazzle

08.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I walked out of a restaurant a bit ago and hard gagged because of the temperature difference🤭

08.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you get good at parrying the game is lowkey the easiest one tbh.

07.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OR TIFFANY NEW YORK POLLARD

07.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It always freaks me OUT

06.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

28.07.2025 18:17 — 👍 2795    🔁 907    💬 0    📌 21

Renting a U-Haul to celebrate MUNA teasing new music😍😍

05.02.2026 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good day to be gay!!!!

04.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I’m gonna have to fight an ocean of They/Thems for one of those Inbred vinyls come April huh😓

04.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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