Protomatik

My favorite sneakers sound like high heels when I walk and I just feel so diva mother boots in them

I would like to go to these meetups as a Matt appreciator

Show hole

A bit early for hump day but I'd like to fast-forward through the week 🤪

One last pool day for the end of my favorite szn

🥺

The real benefit of Nintendo Switch Online is listening to Splatoon music during a workout

Prog

Remembering that time I tried to use Duolingo as a dating app

Ironically pronouncing "enchiladas" the Moira Rose way until I forget how it's actually pronounced

Late sunsets help me feel better about being a degen who gets up at odd hours 🤪

The sun: *sets literally any time before 8 PM*
Me: ugh I hate that the sun sets so early now

Nothing kills a gym crush faster than putting a weight back where you didn't find it

Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"

Selfie of man in briefs

Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo

Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy

🤭

Man in a swimsuit against a pole

Not the pool but I found a pole

Man in a swimsuit

Ready for pool day

diva

DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me

Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again

If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down

There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them

I love upper body day

It was so nice to finally be able to raid you! Happy 1 Year Anniversary!

I just liked the lighting on my arms here

Sometimes I forget str8 people exist

Shirtless man

Gay powers restored 💈