Protomatik

Resisting the urge to respond to the hot servers at this Brazilian steakhouse with "yes sir, I would like your meat"

Selfie of man in briefs

Haven't been to the gym in a hot minute since I've been sick, hopefully I still look ok xoxo

Getting a Pokemon Go ad on Grindr is crazy

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Man in a swimsuit against a pole

Not the pool but I found a pole

Man in a swimsuit

Ready for pool day

diva

DAE feel like Cooking Mama when they crack open an egg or is it just me

Drinking hot coffee during the summer because Pride Month is over so I have to be str8 again

If I have to get dressed to answer the door, shit is going down

There's a special place in hell for people who take single dumbbells and don't put them back where they found them

I love upper body day

It was so nice to finally be able to raid you! Happy 1 Year Anniversary!

I just liked the lighting on my arms here

Sometimes I forget str8 people exist

Shirtless man

Gay powers restored 💈

Impatiently waiting for an order that I forgot to actually confirm at checkout is very me-coded

At this point I'm rooting for the king in the Grindr ads to die faster

Shirtless man on a swing

Happy Pride Month

should I just go to the gay cowboy birthday party like this

I can tell you from personal experience that ass tastes better than Folgers

maybe so

WWE33D (What Would Expedition 33 Do)

when was the last time anyone got slizzered

my sleep paralysis demon is actually the pile of unfolded laundry next to me in bed

it's a harness and mesh kind of night

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washing rice is basically the same process as douching

I should call him

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