Miley

Have a good time at the Lake! Wear sunscreen.

The ideal bike infrastructure is one that’s completely separate from cars since it’s proven neither party can actually share the road.

Just put some fuckin medians with trees on em in the middle and narrow the lanes. Maybe make the lanes zig zag a little bit instead of being perfectly straight.

People will think of everything besides just making the roads only suitable to go -desired speed- on.

Just start narrowing the roads/putting obstacles closer to the roadway.

People *will* slow down.

You can even have the obstacles be things like trees that give shade!

If you adjust the road to what you want the limit to be, it’s far more effective than trying to adjust the car.

Also for the record, the couple didn’t start having sex until like 15 minutes after my coworker and I started talking outside. So they knew we were there 😂

Stop buying candles

After about 5 minutes, my coworker abruptly said to me

“Okay I have to go home because if I stay here any longer I’m gonna wait for them to finish”

I hope she’s doing well, she was a rad coworker 😂

Lmao this reminds me of a time when I was talking to a coworker outside after work.

It was a nice warm summer night (meaning people’s windows were open) and we heard some people having clearly great sex in a house.

Water has two critical attributes

1: it’s not flammable (duh)

2: it’s not compressible. Engines are basically big air pumps. They work by compressing a mixture of fuel and air and then igniting it.

What happens when you try to compress a non compressible liquid

Hydro-lock.

Fuel pumps have a big filter on the bottom of them specifically so that any sediment or anything DOESNT get sucked up into your fuel lines and clog them!

You wanna know what you can put into a gas tank to make the vehicle not run?

Water. Just water.

Saw a post today claiming you could disable an ICE vehicle by putting a ping pong ball in the gas tank.

Now look, I don’t expect everyone to be an expert in everything.

But I swear to Christ people gotta stop parroting useless info.

Hell yeah

Photo of a carvana truck on a scenic road through the forest.

Photo of a carvana truck on a scenic road through the forest.

Photo of a carvana truck on a scenic road through the desert

Photo of a carvana truck at an abandoned gas station

More photos from today (truck edition)

Photo of a scenic road through the forest, taken from directly on the yellow center line

Photo of a scenic road through the forest, taken from directly on the yellow center line

Some photos from today.

Don’t put it in the paper that I’m mad.

A recreation of the popular “wait it’s all -thing-“/“always has been” astronaut meme showing a collage of various red hatchback sports cars from the late 70s to early 90s. The text reads “wait, it’s all 924s?”, implying all of those cars have the same design language as the Porsche 924

Cars of -era- have always all looked the same. You just liked the design language of -era- more than today’s.

Wait did Jared Harris have a role where he didn’t kill himself in it?!

(I am aware he had more roles than Chernobyl and Mad Men)

He’s not doing well. I see the cracks starting to widen all across the Republican Party and at least some of their base.

Or Ford, for that matter…

This is me every time I buy a used Volkswagen or BMW.

I had therapy and it was very good

I’m so fucking happy I got a job that’s as covid safe as one can be while interacting with the public.

I spend most of my day driving alone in a truck that I can air out and clean first, I spend at most 30 minutes with customers, outside and myself wearing a kn95, then it’s back into the truck.

Hell yeah nice.

The NRR has a sort of suspension seat but it’s not an air seat, and 100psi tires really do beat you up.

Plus like, I have to do the truck speed limit, so I’m 5-10 under the posted car speed limit so any long drive takes longer.

I drove 7+ hours today for work. It was a pretty good day but I do not have enough ass for the seat in the Isuzu NRR

Who knows how this ends up because it keeps seeming like the markets don’t respond to it fully and then you go “AAASGHGJFJDJDJ” and then trump goes hang on nevermind

I swear to fucking Christ if the nuclear threat worked I’m gonna be so fucking mad.

Look I’m not saying invest in slingshots but….

You know what, that makes a lot of sense to me.

I know following the OSINT grifters on Twitter made my anxiety about the Russia Ukraine war way worse at the start of it.