LizzyLee 🇨🇦

My left foot is hot and my right foot is cold. This is new.

People often do it in, like, a Dracula voice. “The veeeegan ah ah ah”

Yeah it’s too bad. I liked it before.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "do I fuckin look relaxed"

I like to use the word skedaddle. Takes the edge off. Prob also a thigh slap, though, too.

Lily’s voice keeps jarringly changing from one activity to the next. I don’t know what the F they did to that app but it sucks now.

Up next: Increase in Netflix fees

It’s really really cold out 🥶

Starting to think most people have no idea what the word “humble” actually means.

I’m so cold.

Such a cute fluffy listener!

*pulls up my garbage people by race spreadsheet*

Sound guy just playing his Spotify wrapped playlist.

Doesn’t seem great that all the animals are turning to booze.

Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

I think about this all the time. But then the practicalities set in

It just occurred to me that I could conceivably live another 50+ years. I already hate modern technology and pretty much everything about society these days. I’m afraid to see what things will be like in decades from now.

When you ask how Germans became immune to the horrors of Nazism during the 30s, remember that this is now 2025 and this crap is being said in the greatest democracy on the planet.

imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government’s fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela

I’m an accountant with an undergrad degree in philosophy. Philosophy helps me every day. Reading, writing, critical thinking, etc. Skills important for all careers.

Good point. Who knows what’s going on with Canada Post these days

To summarize all the fun nicknames I’ve seen for him lately:

Secretary of War Crimes Whiskey Pete Hagueseth

I’ve seen some more interesting animals but these are the ones around here.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Squirrel
Pigeon
Rat
Canada goose
Raccoon

Thank you!!

Anyone know if The Onion delivers to Canada?

Yes I could look this up myself but I’m eating dinner and I don’t wanna.

I agree. I wish I hadn’t read it. I hate that they’re so sneaky about it.

'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.

"Ottawa U.S. Embassy spokesperson Ariel Pollock" has now been required to issue a comment on our foolishness.

I read a news article the other day that just read… weird. Stilted language. The very last sentence said it was written by AI. I was furious. That disclosure should be at the top.

That’s most days for me!