Slowly getting bigger?
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!

For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵

“After an exhaustive search,
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”

"Have you found a picture yet?"

"Not one that I want the public to see."

Thanks! 😊

Anytime! 😊

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
🩷

Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.

I'll have what he's having! 😋

"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"

"That's because you were drunk!"

"And how."

🎵 Gimme, gimme, gimme, a pizza and burgerrrrs.
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵

It just sits so nice on thr countertop 😋🍆

Neglecting to clean my mirror, and rather, focusing on growing my man titties.

Really felt those biceps today.
Keeping that progress going 💪

Rewarding my arms workout with a protein shake and by gaming with da boyz ❤️🙏

"All right, brain. It's all up to you.
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."

*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*

"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."

Was really feeling leg day yesterday

New speedos = good day

"We need some more secret sauce,
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”

“Dad, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old danish.”

"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"