Miss Amelia Heart

In the most unlikely of places, on a night that I’m very much missing my friends. I was reminded last night why burlesque is a much needed community for me.

Proud of you, Wisconsin

Scoop: Democrats open whistleblower portal aimed at DOGE The portal is spearheaded by Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.), whose staff on the Senate Budget Committee will conduct oversight of the new whistleblower tool.

DEMOCRATS WANT YOU TO SNITCH ON DOGE B*****: Whistleblower portal is now open. Air it ALLL out if you're working in the government right now.

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@ncaa.bsky.social I know you don’t care about women’s sports. But the officiating in the women’s frozen four is NHL level bad. Do better! (I know you won’t.)

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

OK but like just calling things you don’t like unconstitutional is like…actually unconstitutional for a president right!?

Photo showing Elon's stock price crashing faster than a SpaceX rocket. Down $40.52 or 15.43% on March 10. Every dollar the share price drops is equal to $400 million lost from Elon's net worth. We're crushing him babe. #teslatakedown

Babe. No bounce back. No recovery. He's down 15% today, babe. Do you know how much money that is? Babe, he's worth $16 billion less than he was this morning. We are protesting again this weekend. You gotta come join us babe. Telsatakedown.com #teslatakedown

I'm a proud mother. Whether I'm walking my son to school or reading him a bedtime story, I do everything to make sure he grows up loved and cared for.

And for the sponsor of the drag ban to say that my existence is a fetish is false & cruel.

I'm glad we were able to defeat this hateful bill today.

a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with papers on it . ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with papers on it .

People who consider Democrats only marginally better than Republicans: "They've been running to the right since the Reagan administration."

Democrats: "Reagan was good, actually."

This!!!

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I had the pleasure of randomly meeting your wife in Dulles a few months back. You are so so lucky.

I love you 😘

The NCAA has always been hostile to student athletes, especially trans ones. I wish I could say I was surprised by this statement, but unfortunately it’s exactly what I had imagined.

Too bad musk is a private citizen with no authority to write legislation.

That would require the dems to grow a pair. And everyone knows you stop growing after you turn 85.

Oh what a poor baby. Do you remember what we called people who voted for hitler but didn’t hate Jews? Man; what was that word? Oh yeah! Nazis!

what's the difference between a trans person and a cis person?

according to democrats, trans people don't have kitchen tables or pocketbooks

This Home Depot ad targeted at college athletes pisses me off. “Hey I know you’re an elite athlete, but give up on your dreams, you’ll never make it. Go work a minimum wage job with your college education instead.” 🤦‍♀️

I could be convinced to liberate you from some. I mean, I basically gotta drive past your house on the way to work tomorrow.

I love DG’s corsets. I almost can’t wear anything else.

@stevedangle20.bsky.social was that the second dumbest time to pull the goalie? Or the first?

Traditional New Orleans architecture under the snow. #sneauxday

I don’t know how you find the strength. But I am so grateful you do. Bringing our attention to the things that affect us all but don’t do it in a way that demands national attention in the same way. Thank you.

So sorry. Love you sis. You know I’m always here for you.

Post your favorite #doctorwho. Wrong answers only.

@stevedangle20.bsky.social so is this LFR gonna be titled “still bumblefucking” 🤦‍♀️

Have they never even babysat before!? 🤣🤣🤣

This attitude is what has given our current president elect a platform. The constant need to consume all of the information about the trial, about the coup, the stolen documents. The insatiable demand has kept him and his facist circle relevant enough to be considered legitimate.