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Bán the Frog Wizzard

@frogofbone.bsky.social

Heinously Heretical Heathen I fucking love Soccer Crystal Palace VfB Stuttgart Houston Dynamo/Dash PSV USL Cultist

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Seeing the headline "Ben Olsen Fired" would fix me

06.08.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These commentators are as sick of watching Houston suck as I am lmao

What a game

06.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just need them to stop showing wide shots of the crowd at Shell for these Houston games

It's embarrassing😩

06.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love winning silly trophies 😎

05.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 3

Absolutely vile

03.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was watching the Dash game last night, suffering as is usual for Houston sports, down 1-0 and feeling uninspired by Houston sports as a whole. I fell asleep after the first half because I was exhausted. Woke up to see they tied it up by the end

Hell yeah Houston

Fuck you other Texas cities

03.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Atlanta Houston
🤝
Suffering

02.08.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have not seen Amine Bassi's mouth closed once in my life

It bothers me

02.08.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That's... Definitely a lineup

02.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does this mean we get to stop seeing Pablo Ortiz now😭

30.07.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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£30m for Jean-Philippe Mateta? 🧐

That must be the bid for the short-sleeved, untucked shirt with hair version Jean-Philippe Mateta! 😂

#CPFC

30.07.2025 19:27 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

26' Brace for Ricardo Pepi let's fucking gooooooo

30.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First appearance in 8 games and it's for stoppage time in a 4-1 ass kicking😩

30.07.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not Houston Soccer without mind boggling subs and absolute suffering

30.07.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Manifesting 2 goals and penalty shootout rnnnnn

30.07.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck I hate Houston

But goddammit I love you

30.07.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rolling through neighborhoods of old Pennsylvania whites blasting Still Tippin just to feel something

26.07.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me watching the Dynamo

1 and 2

26.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which Warframe syndicate should I join
Fuck

24.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would rather see Xavi Simmons go to Bayern than to fucking Chelsea

24.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally, somebody else that appreciates the art of a gross defense

23.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As far as big name European national teams go, I'm a Netherlands guy. After that would be Germany and Italy

Overall in the world though? That's a hard choice

23.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stuttgart, Palace, PSV, and the Dynamo are the clubs I really love

I *like* a lot of other ones

But asking to pick a favorite out of those 4 is crazy. Houston is local, but the others are the ones that helped me get into the sport at a deeper level than "ah yeah that's pretty cool"

Crazy

23.07.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That could be a fun pickup for PSV👀

23.07.2025 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scared of Ramos lmao

23.07.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not against it

Lot of potential in that kid

23.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bag Collector FC at it again

23.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP Ozzy I never got into Sabbath but a zillion other people did and they started bands I did get into so

22.07.2025 20:09 — 👍 1557    🔁 96    💬 32    📌 4

Just like England to steal something valuable overseas and pretend they deserve it.

22.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 155    🔁 43    💬 3    📌 14

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