trussit✅

Mötley Düde

PTO = pissed time off so this tracks

the rooftop was trans

"Oh you like fantasy football? Here's everyone single person who posted their fantasy team to All I Do Is Win" - my tiktok algorithm tonight

what is the acceptable time to wait before dropping a deuce in a toilet that was cleaned

I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl

Mario game with misalignment of characters

Therapist: how are you today?

Me:

do i really have to stop skeeting and start working? what kind of bullshit scam did i fall for

McSorrow

can't, gotta dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body

I heard it in my head and laughed

🎶 what's going on 🎶

fuego, girl, puro fuego

💯

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and sweat coming out of his nose . Alt: a close up of Keanu Reeves as Neo in the movie The Matrix with the caption " I know kung fu"

"learn AI" man fuck off with that shit if AI was so awesome it would teach me itself matrix-style

preach

whoever decided that saturday is the day we all need to do everything we didn’t get done during the week should be spit upon and kicked a little

this is my fighting style

the cumming of the lord

talking about me in response to me in ghost of christmas past voice

spooooky

[don draper wiping puke off his chin and writing on the wall]

taste
the
rainbow

naming my nuts Pete and RePete

"Get off my lawn!" we yell at each other from our respective rocking chairs

Smoking! in the boys' room

RIP "Left Eye" Lopes

Notification that says @fresh-newlook.bsky.social has blocked you

I prefer my old busted look anyway, thank you very much

cocks for christ

smut peddler!

get out of my fridge

I like my coffee like I like my market... black

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