Mötley Düde
PTO = pissed time off so this tracks
the rooftop was trans
"Oh you like fantasy football? Here's everyone single person who posted their fantasy team to All I Do Is Win" - my tiktok algorithm tonight
what is the acceptable time to wait before dropping a deuce in a toilet that was cleaned
I mean, am I supposed to shit in the yard like an animal because somebody just scrubbed the bowl
Therapist: how are you today?
Me:
do i really have to stop skeeting and start working? what kind of bullshit scam did i fall for
McSorrow
can't, gotta dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body
I heard it in my head and laughed
🎶 what's going on 🎶
fuego, girl, puro fuego
💯
"learn AI" man fuck off with that shit if AI was so awesome it would teach me itself matrix-style
preach
whoever decided that saturday is the day we all need to do everything we didn’t get done during the week should be spit upon and kicked a little
this is my fighting style
the cumming of the lord
talking about me in response to me in ghost of christmas past voice
spooooky
[don draper wiping puke off his chin and writing on the wall]
taste
the
rainbow
naming my nuts Pete and RePete
"Get off my lawn!" we yell at each other from our respective rocking chairs
Smoking! in the boys' room
RIP "Left Eye" Lopes
I prefer my old busted look anyway, thank you very much
cocks for christ
smut peddler!
get out of my fridge
I like my coffee like I like my market... black
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